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I was cleaning up my bookmarks and I stumbled into my favorite homophobic "are you gay" poll that I found in an ad once

Good Luck Passing This 6 Question Test If You Aren't Gay

Still firmly believe that you're straight with no doubt? Take these questions and uncover your hidden sexuality preference!

This 6 question poll is obviously the most accurate way to tell whether or not you're gay. Everyone here must take it immediately.

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Tumblr is very queerphobic and keeps giving my posts mature warnings. Go join the cause.

End transphobia.

End aphobia.

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gay people

As a legal corporation I can like gay people this month and this month only

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I'm physically shaking.... I'm so upset...

I tried to log into Grindr this morning and found that they had changed the app's logo to a woke rainbow version...

I feel sick to my stomach. I've used the app for countless hours only for them to reveal themselves as woke liberal queers. My lawyers will be hearing about this.

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Dude this stuff is so easy during pride month

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I'm physically shaking.... I'm so upset...

I tried to log into Grindr this morning and found that they had changed the app's logo to a woke rainbow version...

I feel sick to my stomach. I've used the app for countless hours only for them to reveal themselves as woke liberal queers. My lawyers will be hearing about this.

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Petition to rename all charging cables to mechanical umbilical cords

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coward

you're mom

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should i eat a sandwich or should i starve. my life is in your hands

If I don't answer will the suspense and your indecisiveness eat you?

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when will the next massive data leak be? i want to mark my calendars

In 7 seconds get ready

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Why does breaking the law lowkey feel illegal

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Hola

Back in the day people used to actually write interesting and curious asks or at least a question I could answer but no you guys just want me to do all the work huh

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I have not posted anything in the last month because every time I open Tumblr I see this ask and it makes me feel so utterly disappointed in my followers that I close the app

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"average American uses 82 gallons of water a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 5 billion gallons of water a day. Ancestral Puebloan Georg, who lives during a drought in Mesa Verde & uses 7.925 gallons a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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I accidentally posted this to the wrong account and had to delete the post with all the notes and now it looks like I fell off.

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"average American uses 82 gallons of water a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person uses 5 billion gallons of water a day. Ancestral Puebloan Georg, who lives during a drought in Mesa Verde & uses 7.925 gallons a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Posted on my Instagram note "Ugh finally free from guys hitting on me" and I get a dm from one of the guys hitting on me responding to the note with "you okay?"

I am living in hell

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"in this family we..." sign but it's stuff like "fart loudly" "kill or be killed" and "drink and drive"

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The first guy who saw light refract: I don't have time for this woke rainbow crap

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Successing from suffer. Turns out the reason my laptop (luckily) didn't switch to Windows 11 is because my laptop isn't compatible with it. O joyous day.