Nov 2, 2016
Going Home Fail Number 1
Student: Nurse, is this stomach flu season?
Me: Why? Do you have the stomach flu?
Student: I don't know. I feel sick. My stomach feels like someone is jabbing me from the inside, and my insides are all on fire.
Me: Really?
*student gags*
*I stare*
Student: Ok, so that was fake. But I really do feel nauseated.
Me: Really?
Student: Yes. Monday through Friday, I'm always very nauseated. My stomach hurts and I just get sick.
Me: What about on Saturday and Sunday?
Student: No, it's just Monday - Friday that tries to kill me.