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[sunwayholm]

AFC Richmond's manager, Ted Lasso, caught getting "friendly" with sports journalist turned author, Trent Crimm, after tonight's game, as seen in this exclusive photo of the incident.

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[tracklessreason]

Common Knowledge Inaccessible Due to Parents Who Think Learning to Take Care of Yourself Comes Out of Thin Air

by TracklessReason

In today's news, an incredible new survey shows that up to 72% of the world's population under the age of 30 do not know how to care for themselves. This includes proper hygiene, household chores, food preparation and basic first aid.

When questioned about their habits, many poll takers showed unwavering confidence in their ability to perform these tasks, but failed to identify the correct method in which to do them. Upon being shown their results, a whopping 92% of participants were surprised by their ineptitude, while the remaining 8% were unfortunately hit by buses due to cheating death in a plane crash early this week.

The remaining percentage were interviewed by reporter Natya Business, with an excerpt from one anonymous poll taker below:

Natya: So, how did you score on the aptitude test? Anonymous: Uh, I think I got like, a thirty-two? I don't know, it was wild. N: Fascinating. This means you join the majority of society in failing at simple tasks. Can you perhaps shed some light on why you believe this may have happened? A: I thought I knew all this stuff. Like, when you're a kid, you don't know sh*t, so you ask your parents, and they just tell you to figure it out, so you do. I guess it never occurred to me that just because you think your strategy is working out, doesn't mean it's...correct, I guess? F*ck man, I've been showering wrong for twenty-four years... I need to go home and change my sheets or some sh*t. F*ck.

This response, and many like it, revealed a disturbing pattern; most young individuals felt as though their horrible, pathetic failures in life began with the apathy of their parents towards their needs.

"People forget that kids have no knowledge whatsoever to start off with. You can try to teach them something, only to realize you left out a vital detail because it seemed so fundamental to you that you didn't realize it was something that needed to be taught." -Man Suspiciously Shaped Like Three Toothbrushes In A Trenchcoat

Further research shows that most parents don't bother teaching their crotch goblins at all, preferring a "Fake It 'Till You Make It" strategy wherein children must 'use their brains and figure out' information that no child in the history of ever has been able to figure out on their own, due to this not being how learning works.

A literal five headed fire breathing dragon had this to say on the matter:

"Kids today have more access to information than we ever did. They know how to use the Googler*, or whatever it's called, so maybe they should use that to read a book instead of being on Snaptok* or ChitChat* all day. I learned everything on my own, and I turned out just fine." *these are not real terms, but we aren't about to correct a literal five headed fire breathing dragon.

This grossly inaccurate opinion fails to address the common failing of technology: if you don't know what you're looking for, you are going to end up misinformed.

Most toddlers are inexplicably unable to navigate Google and identify trustworthy sources, and thus end up believing shady rumors such as "cows say oink".

The ultimate verdict comes down to this: teach your kids how to do stuff, no they will not figure it out without any guidance. This is literally your only job as a parent.

by TracklessReason March 5th, 2025

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[moishgil]

How Tucker Carlson uses fear to control of the minds of angry, older white Americans every night

How Tucker Carlson uses fear to control of the minds of angry, older white Americans every night

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/04/30/us/tucker-carlson-tonight.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR3FsM37K7juDrNUUumgetS8CBqN720OqQsnFjVy-T35aX70S9h2f1SoVTU

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