#fake words

[mindinthevoid]

[porcelainbreath]

being a pedophile or zoo or any other kind of (harmful) paraphilia genuinely sounds pathetic to me.

Like how are you fumbling so badly you head towards the next best thing,

a weak and impressionable being that you feel has no other choice but to love you.

Dude don’t even look at the damn kindergarten or doggy daycare or maybe even a gravesite and head towards a club or whatever.

there are real human beings YOUR AGE and SPECIES believe it or not that will like you. Or just don’t date and continue to take up more space like the huge piece of lard you are idc

[ramyeonpng]

buried deep in the ground just years ago, five, to be exact, were my wishes and dreams, already fading from my memory, washed away by time, but more insidiously by others’ expectations.

https://medium.com/illumination/dictern-69a0c10ee6e3 / #poetry

[i-drew-a-ferret]

I say that plinko is the funniest fake tumblr word. it’s just pleasing to me.

The kind of word that I cannot envision existing in any language ever. 

truly the best fake tumblr word.

[oneiricsuggestions]

A new dictionary.

Tupacase \'tuːpəhæsɛ\

Didiza \'dɪdizɑː\

Crubenmore \ˈkrübinmȯr\

Basylvanic \bæsilvānik\

[junk-drop]

Can’t wait to RUIN MY PUBLIC SPEAKING PROFESSOR’S DAY

[sin-abon]

who even decided that sorry is a word?? it looks fake tbh

[me-ellody]

Sitting alone better than surrounded by fake people ...

IA