#fakesuma talks

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He tall.

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It’s been ages since I’ve posted, but just here to drop a HC/DSMP fic that I love to re-read. The story’s called The Cut-Tongue Sparrow, and it’s written by Aard_Rinn on AO3. It’s a Hermit!Tommy AU and I just love it to pieces!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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It’s been a while, and I have questions…

WHAT WAS THAT LAYEST TIKTOK VIDEO FROM XISUMA? I NEED CONTEXT! WHY IS HE SAYING THAT HE’S HARD AND NOT SOFT?

Xisuma on TikTok

Xisuma soft or hard? #xisuma #xisumavoid #hermitcraft #minecraft #youtuber #streamer #funny #tiktok4fun #fyp #fun #twitch #new #meme #gaming

Like, WHAT IS THIS?

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Evil ‘Suma my beloved

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‘Tis Axoluma name up for debate

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Photo memes, @gubbymcyt? I simply cannot when there’s a TikToker that has a ghost face cosplay and makes hilarious videos.

Here is one of… many. The first time I saw this had me thinking that this is something that Xisuma does on a Saturday night.

I have more saved for… reasons.

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Xisuma and 3rdLife

Xisuma: Are you wining, Hermits?

Hermits, Some Probably at Sword Point: Yes!