Jul 1
my girlfriend: I ❤️ inhaling burning plastic!
Me: Respectfully what the fuck
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my girlfriend: I ❤️ inhaling burning plastic!
Me: Respectfully what the fuck
My girlfriend introduced me to Come From Away and now I have updated my list of musicals i wanna be in
my girlfriend: did you sleep at 5am again
me and my lying ass: ...no?
i just flashed back to the time i went to universal studios and i forgot i was wearing my 'alpha in the streets, kitten in the sheets' shirt
oh god my girlfriend was so embarrassed AHAHAHA but i'm her idiot so :p
i am from now on going to tag all girlfriend mention posts as falcon simps
i made my girlfriend watch tadc and she got so sad when gummigoo died