#falliam quotes

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 5x03 Quotes

"Just the husband I've been looking for. [Hopefully the only one.]" - Fallon & Liam

"You definately stuck this landing a whole lot better than the one at the board meeting. [I may still have a piece of plaster lodged in my ear, but thank you.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Have you ever had sex in a closet at a gala? [Ooh, it's like a pornographic game of Clue.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Sadly, as much as I've missed tearing your clothes off and you tearing mine, I have to keep them on a little longer." - Fallon to Liam

"Got it. Hostile take over first. Clothes ripping second. [Perfect.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Liam, you and I are having sex in an hour, so you have 55 minutes to get upstairs, do some push-ups, and take your clothes off. [Way on it.]" - Fallon & Liam

"Seeing you drop out of the ceiling to escape a rodant made me realize how much I've missed having fun with you." - Liam to Fallon

"Mm. I like it when you talk about me in the third person. Maybe you should undress Fallon now." - Fallon to Liam

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 5x02 Quotes

"You know, if I stare at her long enough, I swear I can see her eyes flutter." - Liam to Dr. Stoughton about Fallon

"Listen to me, Fallon. I know you can hear me. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you out of here. We are not spending Christmas in a hospital room. I promise." - Liam to Fallon

"That was amazing ... Dinner was delicious. And that Christmas tree was insane. But being alone with you is more than amazing. This is the best Christmas I've had in a long time." - Liam to Fallon

"I want to spend every Christmas with you. Until we're so old that we can't even open presents." - Liam to Fallon

"That's all I want for Christmas, Fallon. Is for you to be home." - Liam to Fallon

"Our life is pretty amazing. It's better than I dreamed it would be. And you know I dream big." - Fallon to Liam

"Hi. I'm so happy to see your eyes again." - Liam to Fallon

"Let's just retire that "F" word and be happy, okay? [I am happy. Trust me, I'm so happy.] Good." - Fallon & Liam

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 4x01 Quotes

"Well that's great.. now you've been decapitated. [I promise you that nothing, not even my head getting chopped of, will stop us from our fresh start.]" - Fallon and Liam

"You're the one that said nothing's gonna stop us. You and your cliche Jefferson Starship lyrics." - Fallon to Liam

"I figured you might want your dad there in spirit ... I remember how much he meant to you. [Yeah, they match my dad's old pocket square.] Mm'hm. [How did you..?] I stole the photo of him wearing it from your apartment. And I had one made for you and for your groomsmen. [Fallon, it's perfect.] Yeah? [Thank you.]" - Fallon and Liam

"I need to focus on my family. [You mean "our family" ...] No ... I was talking about Liam and our rehearsal dinner." - Fallon and Dominique

"I really want things to work out with Liam ... [When two people are soulmates, like you and Liam, they do whatever it takes to make it work.]" - Fallon and Blake

"I only want what's best for you and Liam ... I think I have found my version of a true partner and you are about to marry yours." - Alexis to Fallon

"I've been thinking a lot about my behavior lately. And I realize that, in trying to keep my son close, I just pushed him away and I just hurt the girl that he loves." - Laura to Fallon

"After that dinner, I'm convinced now, more than ever, that nothing can stop us from having a happy life. [Were we at the same dinner?] Tonight, like every other crazy moment we've had, just proves how strong we are." - Liam and Fallon

"Wait. Are these? [Napkins from every date we've been on.] Wait, you kept all these? [Of course I did. We don't need to borrow something from a lucky couple in love because we are that lucky couple. And we are prepared to clean up any of life's messes. Literally.]" - Fallon and Liam

"So, you still want to marry me tomorrow? [Not only do I want to marry you, but I want to be with you every day after that. And I promise you that no one and nothing will ever tear us apart.]" - Liam and Fallon

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 4x13 Quotes

"You understand, right, sweetie? [I understand.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Liam and I use Find My Friends so we always know where the other one is. Sidebar: I disabled mine." - Fallon to Anders

"I mean, if we're too late and if something happens to him, then... He's everything to me, Anders." - Fallon to Anders about Liam

"If I don't make it home tonight, I really love you. [I know. I love you too.]" - Fallon & Liam

"Liam! Liam! Oh, my God, thank God I found you." - Fallon to Liam

"No! No! Don't! Don't. I will tell you where the laptop is. Okay? Just don't touch him." - Fallon to Katy about Liam

"Does it hurt? [Well, uh, It doesn't feel a lot like Christmas. How's your head?] It's fine." - Fallon & Liam

"This expose I'm writing is gonna be amazing. [I'm sure it will be, even if we almost had to die so you could write it.]" - Liam & Fallon

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 4x03 Quotes

"You can stay and be miserable or you can come with me and get sand in places you didn't think possible." - Liam to Fallon

"That's my girl. Wife. Woman. Yeah.. I'll leave? [Mm-hmm.] Okay." - Liam & Fallon

"I have a little surprise that I think you're going to like. [Chocolate chip cookies for the flight?]" - Fallon & Liam

"Are you sure there's nothing going on with you? [Not unless you mean suba lessons in the pool in an hour. Let's get this honeymoon started. Come on!]" - Liam & Fallon

"Close your eyes. [Okay.] You feel that warm island breeze? It's nice, right? [Not bad. It's starting to feel more like a honeymoon now.] Oh, you see? Of course it is. It's just me and you alone on the beach." - Fallon & Liam

"Nothing better than a poolside message. Am I right? [Yeah, except for a poolside message with some privacy ... ] Oh, don't be silly, nobody's looking over here. We're basically alone." - Fallon & Liam

"I'm just not used to having a husband. I mean, I've only been married for 48 hours. [Yeah. But what a great 48 hours it's been.] Yeah." - Fallon & Liam

"Now I know that if the whole world turns on me, I have someone in my corner I can trust. [Now and forever. That's what husbands are for, among other things.]" - Fallon & Liam

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 4x02 Quotes

"Not even when it's for our wedding? [Oh, is that today?]" - Liam & Fallon

"See you at the alter." - Liam to Fallon

"What do you say we blow this popsicle stand and get married somewhere else? ... [I'm in.]" - Fallon & Liam

"By the way, you look beautiful. [Thank you, but you may have to carry me up these steps.]" - Liam & Fallon

"So this is where the magic happened? [Yes. They still talk about my Nellie Forbush here, which sounds pornographic, but really, it's just a character from South Pacific.] I'm sorry I missed it." - Liam & Fallon

"When something is meant to be, it's meant to be. And it may take you five months to realize it or five minutes. But it didn't take any of us very long to realize that you two are the real thing." - Sam to Fallon & Liam

"A courthouse in the rain, where we begin. You had the chance to walk away but you followed me in. I threw you into the fire and you said it was fun. Should've moved on, but you stayed when I told you to run. I was fine alone. But now I've found my home. It's you and me. And finally I'm out of my own way and you're mine. Now I believe we're bound to be. 'Cause more than before I love you more ... More than before I love you more than me." - Fallon to Liam

"I will make one vow to you. To never let you go. Because when you find the person that you want to be with forever, you hold on tight. And you shout it so everyone can hear. I love you, Fallon Carrington!" - Liam to Fallon

"I was expecting hundreds to hear that. More of an impact. [It's ok. I heard it.] That's all I need." - Liam & Fallon

"By the power vested in me by the internet, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Kiss it out, kids." - Sam to Fallon & Liam

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 4x12 Quotes

"I have some chocolate-covered strawberries and a whole lot of pent-up sexual energy ..." - Fallon to Liam

"Have you slept.. or showered? I'm getting concerned ... Maybe you need a break. I mean, you've been going at this nonstop." Fallon to Liam

"Unless he keeps a key under his doormat and a sticky-note on his desk with his password written on it. [That was one time, and it was my Netflix password.] Which Sam still uses to this day." - Fallon and Liam

"You have to see it through. I know. But I am not letting you do this alone." - Fallon to Liam

"I got to say, this undercover look is pretty sexy. You've got a whole Clark Kent thing going on. [I can wear them again tonight when we get home.]" - Fallon and Liam

"He did have some help from his wife, Fallon Carrington. [Well, this is awkward. Hi, babe.]" - Katy with Fallon and Liam

"I want my husband back." - Fallon to Liam

"I have always had your back. And now that I'm trying to exonerate my murdered father, what, you're just giving up on me? [I do have you're back. That is what I am trying to explain to you.]" - Liam and Fallon

[mister-fallon]

Falliam 4x06 Quotes

"What you have on looks great. Though it would look even better if you took it off, if you know what I mean." - Liam to Fallon

"I guess we both have work to do. [Hey, just remember, he may be your father, but you're the boss.]" - Fallon and Liam

"Well, shouldn't writers write about something meaningful to them because then it'll be meaningful to others? [You're right. My wife is the smartest woman on Earth!]" - Fallon and Liam

"Let's have a drink to celebrate? [No, no, no, no, no. I think you've had enough, Hemingway." - Liam and Fallon

"If it's not working, you fire his ass. [Okay, well, thank you for that well-thought-out piece of advice, but I can't do that.] Mm, but you're the boss. Okay? You can do whatever you want." - Liam and Fallon

"Thought you could use some sustenance to handle Blake. [Aw! How sweet. But shouldn't you be home writing? Or are you still hungover?]" - Liam and Fallon

"This isn't about money. [Clearly not. That reminds me, we haven't merged our bank accounts yet, have we.. ?] Funny ..." - Liam and Fallon

"Isn't that illegal? [I don't know, but he should be arrested.] I meant you reading employee emails. [Oh, Liam. It's 2021. Don't be so naive.]" - Liam and Fallon