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Nikki: Holy shit, dude. You fucking smashed it!
Nikki: Yes, you dickhead, you absolutely smashed it. The audience loved you. Now come, have a drink and put a smile on your face, sunshine.
Johnny: Fuck it, go on then. I'll have whatever you're having.
Nikki: That's the spirit! But seriously, what's got you feeling so down?
Johnny: Ah, it's complicated.
Nikki: Whatever it is, I'm all ears, sunshine.
Johnny: Well, where do I even begin?
Fallon: Johnny! You were amazing up there tonight.
Fallon: I'm so sorry, I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Fallon.
Johnny: Fallon... Well, it's nice to meet you!
Fallon: So Nikki and I are gonna go to the theme park tomorrow with some friends, you should come with us.
Johnny: Sure, I'd like that.
[Chatter and music in the background]
Johnny: [Sigh] What the fuck is wrong with me lately? [Muttering] I'm fine. Everything is fine. Fuck.
Shi: Huh. Didn't think I'd see you here.
Johnny: What do you want?
Shi: Not you, obviously. No need to shit yourself. I didn't come here to hurt you.
Johnny: Good to know... You're not here to fuck with me though, are you?
Shi: [Scoff] You got me there.
Shi: [Sigh] Obviously I'm not. I came here to piss, duh. You've got something in your eye.
Shi: We weren't fucking with you that night, by the way.
Shi: Oh, and you owe Casper an apology.
Shi: [Lowers voice] Don't fuck with me. You know exactly what I'm talking about, Johnny.
[Door opens and then shuts]
Johnny: [Sigh] Fuck my life...
