#false dmitry iv

[caitthegreatest]

no more overtime Dmitry can scarcely take the stress (has been asleep since the first period)

[tomorrowusa]

If makers of horror films are getting tired of the same old sociopathic bad guy monsters such as Freddy Krueger/Jason/Michael Myers/Chucky, they can always introduce a new one based on Vladimir Putin.

Putin likes to think of himself as the new Peter the Great; but I’d reach back a century before Peter to a series of three fake heirs who each became known as a ‘False Dmitry’. Perhaps the new Putin-inspired film monster could be called False Dmitry IV. He would stalk Eastern Europe and the Caucasus region looking for countries to loot and decivilize before submerging them in the decaying “Russian World” (Русский мир).

In these films a new superhero called NATOman would come to the rescue. However False Dmitry VI would periodically come back to life after neighbors turned their attention to other matters. That would result in sequel after sequel.