#falsettoshs

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definitely happened

Whizzer: what the fuck kind of name is MARVIN

Trina: says /WHIZZER/

Marvin: look ok *TRINA*

Cordelia: no one's going to say anything about MENDEL, are they?

Mendel: "CORDELIA" isn't that normal of a name either, ok

Charlotte: yes i'm safe

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consider: whizzer wearing this exact outfit

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p sure this is canon

trina: there's only one thing worse than being a stubborn bitch. (rips off piece of paper so it reads "Marvin being a stubborn bitch") boom.

whizzer: (gasps) Marvin.

charlotte: (gasps) Marvin.

mendel: (gasps) Marvin.

cordelia: (gasps) Marvin.

trina: (crosses out "being a stubborn bitch" with a sharpie) Marvin.

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Mendel’s idea of a guys’ night out is getting wasted and playing Guitar Hero in his basement. Whizzer and Marvin are all for it.

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flour sack dads

whizzer: (holding jason) hey marv, jason says you are a horrible father.

marvin: jason is a SACK OF FLOUR

mendel: you called him a WHAT?

whizzer: that is no way to talk about your son. no wonder he hates you.

mendel: jason is a CHILD. we must PROTECT HIM.

marvin: A SACK. OF. FUCKING. FLOUR.

mendel: (covering jason's "ears") LANGUAGE!

marvin: fine. jason, earmuffs. FUCKING FLOUR

whizzer: this is child neglect.

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whizzer playing baseball hcs

-he is the Shit™. like actually the best. -he is not above distracting the batters whenever he's catcher ("damn, do you do squats?") -he's told marvin on several occasions that he imagines the baseball as marvin's head -he's the first person to pitch a no-hit game in lincoln high history -the entire tkf goes to every single one of his games. the baseball team has gone to calling them "the brown section." -whizzer wears a different hat for every game, and his coach gets pissed off because of it. -the game after the coach found out whizzer was gay, he wore a pride flag as a cape. -he does a little dance at the pitcher's mound when he gets someone out. -after every game, the tkf goes out for sno cones, even though baseball season is in the spring.

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Ok laugh all you want but Mendel loves fruit. 90% of the time, you’ll find him eating an apple or walking around peeling an orange. Peaches are his favorite. :)))

However, he won’t eat bananas around Marvin any more. That was just one joke too many. Asshole.

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The Tight-Knit Couples & Horror Movies

Mendel & Trina: Mendel always suggests watching a horror movie so he can be the "big guy" and protect Trina. Most of the time, he's the one covering his face with a pillow while Trina laughs at the horrible animation. Charlotte & Cordelia: They both get a kick out of watching bad horror movies. Charlotte has a collection of a little over fifty horror movies, and every time Delia comes over, they pick one, pop some microwave popcorn, and watch it together like it's an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, making fun of it. Marvin & Whizzer: Marvin's a fucking weenie when it comes to horror movies. That's why Whizzer suggests them so much, even though he hates them too. Whizzer loves watching Marvin squirm, and Marvin likes it when Whizzer gets scared and nestles further into him.