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Ah there goes dinner.
(Witch & Familiar AU)
Sleep became a foreign word to Peridot long time ago.
The first Lapis dialogue was suppose to say six hours instead of five.
'That's strange. I never failed with poison spells before.'
witch & familiar AU: fairy in a tux and a cambion who can't use her own powers so she became a witch Ugh This AU needs more posted context.
The laughing matter is a fourth wall breaker; It's funny because Pearl is a bird. You don't have to get it because Lapis and Peridot's shared sense of humor could be a bit of confusing. (Like in the 'Responsible Earth Citizen' zine comic, and in 'Gem Harvest'.) --------- A sirin has a head and the chest of a woman and the body of a bird, and is attributed to sound/music.
My witch & familiar AU!
Lapis is a powerful witch who lacks analytical skills. She frequently fails not because she’s weak but because she’s bad at thinking her actions through. So she hires a familiar to fill in her flaws.
What is a familiar?
She may look like a vampire/werewolf/monkey/gremlin, but nuh. She's a familiar (from my post earlier.)