[[ ...I don't really have much to say about this.
I was listening to This Is War (Noxus v Demacia) on repeat and I suddenly got inspired to try to write a verse for Ezreal (even though he's not Noxian or Demacian). Don't take this too seriously.
Instrumental is This Is War (Instrumental) by Falconshield.
I don't own anything except my puntastic lyrics. It was all in good fun.
Confession, yes I have skill that I possess but honestly I really want to get this off my chest
An explorer not a fighter following what I desire down in the catacombs excavating all those ancient pyres
Essence Flux? No, I got Essence Flow
I see you running once that Arcane Bow brightly glows
You want to proc my passive? I’ll show you a spell force
Woah, look at that. Your entire team is now torched.
Discovering the amulet, my moment of pride
Unexpected side effect now I fight to survive, not fossilized
I’m hardly modest, I’m cocky when the moment is right
A true display of skill? I’ll keep them coming all night
Trueshot barrage makes my foes feel mummified
My weapon is hot, my aim sharper than stalactites
Mystic shot can’t avoid ‘em when you see ‘em
You belong in a museum ]]