"DON'T CLICK THIS VIDEO", a new 12FA minisode by Audrey Armstrong, is out now! If you haven't listened to any of our stuff before, this is completely standalone, so it can be the first our episodes you check out. So do actually click on the video (or the podcast if you're listening on Spotify, Anchor, or apple podcasts) - it's a banger!
The Doctor has an urgent message for listeners who are unaware of the terrifying creatures that lurk in the soundwaves of your favourite viral videos...
So i started thinking about this again since rottmnt has swelled up once more. . basically, the turtles did rupert dirty and he can never ever do anything about it
Was listenin to some primo mbmbam bits the other day and remembered this gem from ep 292
Parsley: That’s false advertising, it’s a pretty easy lawsuit. My client, *laugh*, what - what I intend to show, by the end of the day, is that he had not eaten, all he could. Watch this motherfucker eat 23 slices of pizza, and then it’s all of a sudden that scene from Matilda.
It was a few months back and thus I can’t for the life of me figure out who it was, but I remember someone put in the tags that they’d like me to try and take a stab at voicin’ Trevor, so, while long overdo, here it is!
Transcript below cut:
Trevor: Also, in return for your hardwork, I will share with you...the secrets of the Habitat.
I don't normally trust other operatives with this information but....these are dire times. Evil and gory and really edgy and dark times.
Are you ready? For the answer to Everything?
Alright chief so now here's the thing. That machine has...TEETH! It has a SMILE! But it's not ALIVE! And how can you smile if you're not ALIVE...! It means...youcan smile when you're DEAD! Like a VAMPIRE! Have you ever seen something dead that's smiling and NOT a vampire NO YOU HAVEN'T! HALLOWEEN HAS COME EARLY FOLKS AND THE SECRET'S OUT:
HABIT MUST BE SOME KIND OF SMILE-OBSESSED VAMPIRE! AND THAT GARDNER IS HIS CRONIE! TURNING *EVERYONE* INTO A COLD, DEAD, SMILING VAMPIRES!!
I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN TOO THERE'S THAT ONE TINY GIRL THAT FLIPPED ME OFF FOR STARING AND SHE'S LIKE GRAY AND I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WASN'T LAST WEEK SO SHE TOTALLY GOT CONVERTED!!
IT'S ONLY A MATTER BEFORE WE ALL DIE....but at least we'll all die SMILING!!!
....and those are the facts. Not many can handle them.
