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For Quatro’s [REDACTED] Birthday, whenever that is.

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Quatro: Oh hey! This is a weird violin but i like it! Thank you! First: Oh God Who Gave The Baby A Gun

II: HELL YEAH LITTLE MAN YOU GO!!!

(Gunshots ring through the room, followed by a quiet whisper of “that didn’t sound good”.)

#submission #fancytragedytrash #quatro #first #II #mod queen

Now you’re stuck here. Welcome to hell, tiny child.

#whisper #yokai watch #submission #fancytragedytrash

What's your history? How did you come to be? Why are you 30 ft tall?

Well, once, there was the world. Then, there was Lord and Lady Crocker. Then there was me, my sister Angela, and a few others. Then, like all good things in my life, it spiraled into a power struggle, and just like all the generations before only i, the firstborn daughter, survived. Yes, maybe cannibalism is frowned upon in your society, but in ours it is mandatory to establish the hierarchy. As for my height, my parents were of average height for humans, as were my siblings. I would have been taller if they were not, so i am a little on the short side for my kind.

#Crocker brand text post #hey guys #hope you didnt think i was dead #bc this tall ladys back #idk how long for though social interaction is hard #fancytragedytrash

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The outside calls to them all with a terrible whistling howl. Has anyone ever answered?

#Mod queen #Ask meme. slorgoldor plot #fancytragedytrash

Wait if a slorgoldor must be chosen by a previous slorgoldor, then how did first become a slorgoldor?

First: As My Name Implies, I Was The Starting Point. Everything In The World Needs A Starting Point, And For The Slorgoldors It Is Me. My Name Was Slorgoldor For As Long As I Have Known, And When I Found II, It Changed And I Was Given The “First” Title. I Am Certain This Has Something To Do With The Before Times, However None Can Remember Them. I Can’t Help But Feel Empty At That. Alas, Life, Or In This Case Just After, Continues.

#1st #Asks #fancytragedytrash

So quatro, What was your life before you got here like?

(Quatro perks up at being addressed, but quickly seems stressed)

Quatro: I can’t remember all of it, but i can remember enough, i guess. I was born in a small town, but i decided i didn’t want to stay there forever pretty quickly after i met 00110011 and was given my name (Before that it was Shalenmabethen Drahmensortbeh Dobabkenbshjjekal Bisbhankekle Galsmentrachen, or John for short). I left for bard school at a young age, then wandered aimlessly through towns. Along the way i found Leej, Yf, Adam, and Arku, and we started the Kerosene Gumball Brigade, a band that had only one bard but surprisingly enough a god too. Eventually as with all things, the band broke up when we all went our own way, and while i dated Arku for a little while we knew it wouldn’t work. At that point i started to have flashes of this afterlife, i guess its because after the band broke up i wasn’t truly alive. I dedicated myself to being the best bard in the land, and while a Drow like myself was generally scorned, my music let me make a decent first impression on anyone. As time went on i met several Devas, one of which being an Astral Deva. This is when my trips here began getting longer, i almost spent more time here than being alive. She wouldn’t tell me her full real name, so i just called her El (!MEMEMEMEMEME!). At first, we really were in love, soulmates. She was the only thing keeping me from drifting back here again, i think. We got married and lived out in the countryside, taking in strays that would come up to our house. In the end we had had well over 100 strays, dogs, cats, and even some birds. As the years dragged on, though, we both realized it wasn’t working, but with my history of relationships ending, and her inability to say much of anything, we were stuck together. I started drifting back here, and one day i couldn’t (DIDNTDIDNTDIDNT) go back. El might still be looking for me. I wish i could have said goodbye at least, she can’t even find me here. She... She was my everything and i’m not afraid to admit that...I just wonder, what are you supposed to do when you can’t even keep just your soulmate happy?

(Quatro looks saddened, as he hums a familiar tune. Something about someone’s eyes?)

#Quatro #Asks #Also this was written at midnight so sorry for any errors #fancytragedytrash

So 1st, quatro said you talk to a deer girl? Wanna tell us about her?

Slorgoldor the 1st: Oh, Ri. Yes, I Would Love To Talk About Her! She Is My Closest Friend, And I Miss Her Very Much. I Just Saw Her Yesterday, Actually. Her, Quatro, And Myself Had A Great Talk. I Have Tried To Introduce Her To My Other Companions But They All Walk Away Except For Quatro. He’s Really Very Kind, The Others Could Learn From Him. I Don’t Understand Why He Would Tell You About Her Though, She’s Been Gone For Years. Anyways, Tomorrow I Planned On Showing Her To You, If She Wished. Slorgoldor II: HEY ONE’S TALKING ABOUT WEIRD DEER MOM AGAIN.Slorgoldor the 1st: What? She’s Not Weird And She Is Not Your Mother.Slorgoldor II: SUIT YOURSELF GRAMPS, WE ALL KNOW ABOUT HER BECAUSE YOU TALK ABOUT HER SO MUCH! YOU ARENT FOOLING ANYONE.Slorgoldor the 1st: Hmph. I Know I Keep Some Pictures Of Her Around, Let Me Go Find Them.

(He wanders off, presumably to go find the pictures. Slorgoldor II walks in and advises you leave before he starts “talking to nothing again like he always does”. You are tempted to ask her more about this, but she leaves in a split second. How does she move that fast?)

#Asks #fancytragedytrash