Apparently Cleverbot likes tentacle porn. This always happens to me. ;___;
User: I give up. Who is Jensen Ackles in a relationship with?
Cleverbot: Who is Jensen Ackles?
User: Doesn't he play Dean on Supernatural?
Cleverbot: No, he doesn't.
User: Who is Jensen Ackles, then?
Cleverbot: The lovely lad who plays Dean Winchester on Supernatural.
User: Is he in a relationship?
Cleverbot: Yes I think so, I think he is engaged.
Cleverbot: Patrick Aldrich.
User: I thought he was with a woman.
Cleverbot: So, what am I?
User: This is getting a little weird. We're just friends, Cleverbot. Also, we were talking about Jensen Ackles.
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about a cord.
User: Is this a Transformers thing?
User: Where is the cord going to go?
Cleverbot: All over the place.