desperate needy bagel ho

Celia (aka @bitchfromtheseventhhell aka @shmisolo aka @ellanavhenan aka @crossingwinter) I wish you would let me know how hard it is to love me. Then I would know you love me beneath all that difficulty. — max ritvo z''l

[draganchitsa]

howdy i’m celia! 30s, chicago, jewish, queer. i am tired and mostly just want to cackle my way through the dystopian hellscape we live in.

if you’re here for asoiaf/hotd, follow @bitchfromtheseventhhell since that’s where i asoiaf;

if you’re here for reylo/sw, follow @shmisolo since that’s where i sw;

if you’re here for dragon age, follow @ellanavhenan since that’s where i da.

other than that:

crossing.winter on instagram; 

crossing_winter on twitter; 

crossingwinter on ao3; 

@crossingwinter​ for all my fics but on tumblr and updates on original writing;

celiawrites for updates on my original fiction on substack.

[shofarsogood]

Rosh Hashanah meme dump!

[eliyahu613]

what's on page 394 ← person who's going to my first ever r''h in 30 minutes

[lolotr]

stone butch that likes to be topped, call that hitting rock bottom

[fullcirclecrazy]

Gentile: What’s Shmini Atzeret?

Me, Jewish: That’s a great question!

Gentile:

Me:

Gentile: Are you planning to … answer it?

Me: Haha! No.

[bonyassfish]

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

[bonyassfish]

To everyone saying that “uh actually it’s cause drag kings aren’t as visually interesting”

Kreme Inakuchi

Wang Newton

Murray Hill

Hugo Grrl

Lotus Boy

Landon Cider

Manny Dingo

[bonyassfish]

Not gonna show this person’s url but my god I’m so sorry that you’ve clearly only been to one drag king show in your life

I could easily say that most drag queens are just the same type of boring gowns and big hair and big tits doing the same boring top 40 pop numbers. It’s not true though, that just happens to be the type of queen that straight girls like the most and ergo gets the most mainstream rep

Never mind that not all kings are women (many kings are non-binary or transmasc), but idk how you could look at the plethora of cool and interesting drag kings online and in the world at large and decide that they don’t count because you haven’t personally seen them enough

Moreover, looks are truly only half the battle in drag imo. When it comes to performance, you’ve got a wonderful range of kings who can do dance, music, comedy, performance art, political commentary, and pretty much anything else you can imagine

Trust me, 99% of the time kings have to work extra hard at performing to “prove” we belong in drag spaces, and we can rarely get away with just putting on a suit.

Your experiences are not universal. And they confuse me. I mean, take Landon Cider, one of the most famous drag kings and the first king to win the drag competition show Dragula.

Ah yes, how boring! (Sarcasm)

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[animentality]

[mzcain27]

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

[donnovien]

One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

[memewhore]

[babka-enjoyer]

I found this MAGNIFICENT circular depiction of the Jewish calendar by Claymil on Redbubble (link is in their ig bio) and bought it immediately. I love that it’s sandwiched between celestial elements and includes the agricultural cycle.

I’m going to put 6 sawtooth hangers around the frame so the current season is always oriented up-ish. It would be even cooler if I could attach it to something that mounts to the wall and spins but I haven’t seen anything that fits the bill yet.

Edit: Also I cut it into a circle. It definitely did not come like that.

[dogposts]

freshly mowed lawn vs. white dog

[psyduckscience]

[userstonathan]

STRANGER THINGS (2016)

♫ songs that defined the seasons ♫

[mickstart]

Some of you can't be saved by touching grass anymore

[mickstart]

Think you should go touch the radioactive eating moss at Chernobyl instead and pray it absorbs your vibes

[supreme-leader-stoat]

"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

[schizoprophet]

#a REALLY good tragedy is locked in quantum uncertainty between these two states

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Glasswinged butterflies are a South American species known for their transparent wings

[gingerswagfreckles]

I spoke to my dad who's been on strike a few hours ago, and he said this is absolutely true. The studios were still hoping they could starve out the writers, and didn't expect the general public to be so strongly on the union's side still 5 months in.

He's lived through four WGA strikes, and he says the energy and solidarity he's seen both inside and outside the union has been far beyond what has ever been present before. The internet ate Drew Barrymore alive for scabbing, and within days the studios were back at the negotiating table giving in to almost every demand.

Thanks guys. This really was a team effort ❤️❤️ #eatthefuckingrich