May 3, 2020
Since we have the Witcher read by Joe Batey, I propose:
A Series of Unfortunate Events read by Patrick Warburton
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Since we have the Witcher read by Joe Batey, I propose:
A Series of Unfortunate Events read by Patrick Warburton
witcher: jaskier/geralt
please think about Jaskier looking into Geralt's eyes while he lifts Geralt's sword hand up, holding his gaze while kissing along his healing knuckles, over the heel and then trailing his mouth over Geralt's palm, lips warm and a little damp, maintaining that eye contact until he takes some of Geralt's fingers into his mouth and his eyes sink closed as he holds them there, resting soft on his tongue against the roof of his mouth, both bard (by his silence) and witcher (by the occupation of his hand) disarmed
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Jaskier | Dandelion Additional Tags: Angst, Whump, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Platonic Cuddling, Hearts, Heartbeats, Witchers Have Feelings (The Witcher), Hurt Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Series: Part 6 of I Tried Not to Get Into the Witcher and Look Where That Got Me Summary:
“So...if your heart only beats once for every four of mine, how slow is too slow?”
Geralt hummed, shrugging without opening his eyes. He was clean and full of good ale, laying out on his bed looking more relaxed than Jaskier had ever seen him. Having a fireplace in their room probably had something to do with it. “Nonexistent.”
Jaskier shot his friend an annoyed glance. “Oh, good. Thanks for that. So I’m just to wait for you to die?”
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Jaskier finds out about Geralt's very strange heartbeat and eventually it forces them to talk about feelings.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Fluff, Romance, Heartbeats, no angst this time it's a shock to everyone, just fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Flirting, fluff and hearts that's basically the entire thing, Short One Shot Series: Part 32 of I Tried Not to Get Into the Witcher and Look Where That Got Me Summary:
Geralt likes to tease Yennefer about her height, but it has its advantages.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Additional Tags: Friendship, Heartbeats, Sharing a Bed, Platonic Cuddling Series: Part 4 of Heart of a Witcher Summary:
Sharing a bed most definitely not meant for two was never going to work out well. Or maybe it did.
AKA Dandelion finds himself listening to Geralt’s heart and begins to wax poetic.
Me: Where is the Witcher kink meme?
Also me, totally unwilling to commit time to moderate such a behemoth: So lame, guys.