“Did you hear me? I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of honeymoon hotel scam going on in Niagara Falls.” “Is there? Or are you just trying to avoid writing an incredibly boring feature on trendy honeymoon destinations?” Lois frowned. “Wait, is Niagara Falls even a trendy honeymoon destination? That feels old-timey.” If there was such a thing as relationship levels, Lois was pretty sure that milestones like knowing your boyfriend’s secret superhero identity and learning that your boyfriend was a literal, actual alien from outer space, were pretty high up the ladder, so she wasn’t sure why the thought of marriage, even in the context of an undercover investigation, was making her vaguely panicky. It wasn’t like she and Clark were anywhere close to getting actually married. They hadn’t even moved in together for god’s sake. They hadn’t even talked about moving in together yet! So there was absolutely no reason to freak out or make this weird.