#fandomhell97 asks

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How much whiskey does it take to actually get you drunk? I mean it's clear you aren't a lightweight like Vergil

Too much.

Listen, kids, find healthy coping mechanisms and occasionally get some help, your friendly neighborhood devil for hire is a terrible example for the masses on dealing with, well, Anything Traumatic.

Also, I think the demon genes made the human body mutate. My guess is that my liver just assumes ethanol is part of my blood and let’s it through now.

Is that why I’m on fire more now? Hm.

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Hey Dante, what are your favorite and least favorite demons to fight if you have any?

Look. Genocide is never the answer. But if whatever demons the Blitz is based on could vanish without me meeting them forever, that’d be a-ok in my book.

On the other side of the coin, I kinda miss the whole family of Sins from Vergil’s List Goofs, Gaffs, and Disasters, Volume 3. Spooky reaper skeletons they were, but the variety of them always felt fun to take on with Rebellion. They vanished with Temen, as far as I know, but I got me a Bloody Palace, so I guess they’re never really gone.

If you want me to name names, Nightmare’s original incarnation is cordially invited to never ever happen ever again.

And lastly, my favorite demon to duel is of course my one and only brother. He knows how I think, and I know how he does too, so the only way we get a win over the other is to surprise ourselves. And ever since it stopped being about sincerely killing eachother, well, the fun factor went up a lot.

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Hey Dante do you have any favorite kinds of whiskey or recommendations or is Jack Daniel's just a perfect go to?

Jack is, legitimately, my favorite. In large part because it strikes a balance between my wallet, tongue, and stomach that all find just fine.

The best whisky I’ve had thus is Craggamore Speyside single malt scotch. It’s like drinking the collective rain runoff of all of Scotland, poured into a glass filled with smoke. They make even more top shelf versions, but uh. I’m impoverished.

Honorable mentions: Japanese distilleries have been making great stuff for years, Knob Creek is an old friend, and I can’t recommend Jim Beam on a normal day, but it feels right today because their warehouse is on fire. Some of their weird flavors are nice when you’re cheap as hell. Used to put the Honey one in my coffee for awhile. It was a rough couple of months.

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What's gotta be the weirdest or maybe horrifying universe you yeeted to with Yamato?

I found a universe where Nidhoggs become the dominant species on Earth.

Ever see cosmic horror? Mundus’ real Face? All types of freaky tenatacly crap? Someone’s weird moon porn collection? Your dad in the shower? Succubuses from Punk Me’s world?

ALL of it PALES in comparison to the Nidhogg breeding pits.

It will haunt me. And then I will die, and it will still haunt me.

Is this how Faust’s get made?

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I don't know how much red or a equivilate to regular currency but damn you could make it rain with the Faust enough to get out of at least some debt

The IRS doesn’t accept crystalline blood and souls as valid currency, sadly.

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Wacky Wahoo pizza man seen buying enough pizza from local pizza place enough to make it completely run out of ingredients to make more

I had a dream like this once.

I woke up, then noticed my power was off. Again.

It’s still a dream, to be frank.