Imagine Bruce finding you playing with a Hulk action figure.
“Don’t worry, Tony,” you said in a gruff voice, “I’ll save you.”
You lifted the green action figure and twirled your chair around once and then grabbed the mini Iron Man. You put them together and pulled them to the table you had been working on before finding the Avengers action figures within. You stood the two action figures on the desk.
“Thanks, big guy,” you said in a voice that you hoped sounded at least a little like Tony.
“Y/N?” You heard Bruce ask from behind you.
Your eyes widened and you dropped the action figures on the desk. You swiveled in your chair to see Bruce standing there with a smile.
“I swear,” you say, “It isn’t what it looks like.”
“Oh, really? Then what are you doing?”
“For, for, for what we can do if Tony ever makes a self sacrificing play like that again.”
“I’m sure you are. Do you have a Steve one?”
“Yeah,” you said as you turned in your chair to grab the Captain America action figure, “Why?”
“I’d like to pretend my experiment worked at least once, and besides, I’m told he’s quite the catch.”
“I don’t know,” You told him as you handed him the Captain America action figure with a smile, “I personally think big green balls of rage are pretty great,”
You grabbed the Hulk action figure. You puled the action figure up to your lips to give it a quick kiss, and with a blush and a smile you went back to playing with Bruce.
(Sorry it’s so short, but I wanted to put something out)