#fangshipping

[jestersuicide]

slowly trying to make von roo and boris more distinguishable.

[alolanrain]

Have these little quotes things where I make fun of characters.

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Ash: *referring to the afterlife* if I could take you all with me... I wouldn’t.

Gary: Motherfucking bitch, You’d literally be the last one of us.

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Ash: I said ‘Till death do us apart’ in my vow but we both know death ain’t keeping me away from you.

Raihan: I understood that before marriage was even a thought on the table, love.

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Ash: I don’t have a caffeine addiction!

Misty: you won a years supply of coffee from the biggest coffee producer chain in Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn then ran out before the year was half way over-

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Ash: why is my tranq gun getting taken away?

Alder: I’d rather avoid you getting sued by Trip and his family as much as possible.

Ash: if he got shot it would be his own fault!

Alder: no. No the fuck it wouldn’t. I don’t understand why the Council lets you have one anyways and this is me talking.

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Gladion: why does everyone trust you so much!?

Ash: *realizing there’s literally no one around* why the fuck does Lillie still trust you after you abandoned her?

Gladion: I-

Ash: uno reverse, Bitch. Face your actions before you start preaching’ at me to face mine.

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Ash: *in reference of Rose* he looks like one of those sketchy cars salesman with their hair slicked back and doing tax fraud.

Raihan: You! You. You get it.

Ash: of course I get it. I deal with Lance almost every day

Lance: *from another room* Hey!

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Ash: *reference to Paul* I don’t know if I want to punch him or kiss him

Dawn: you have... the worst taste in men.

Ash: can’t argue there.

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Ash: hey Brock? Can I ask you something?

Brock: hmm? Shouldn’t you be heading to the airport?

Ash: yeah but just answer this for me real quick.

Brock: Aight. Shoot.

Ash: is it okay for me to not want to... kiss a girl? Like at all?

Brock: oh yeah, absolutely my man. Everyone’s different.

Ash: okay... what about if I actually want to kiss a guy instead.

Brock: again. Completely normal. plenty of guys kiss other guys along with girls kissing girls. It could go platonic or romantic either way.

Ash: so I wouldn’t be... I wouldn’t be straight then? Right?

Brock; yeah no. Your sexuality would be classified as homosexual or, in short term, gay.

Ash: ah okay. Thanks for answering so fast! I gotta get going now.

Brock: have fun in Kalos, Ash.

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Ash: *in reference to Alain* he’s so fucking hot and It’s unfair! I wanna marry that boy.

Ash; *finds about Lysander* my dad’s a villain. I don’t need my future father-in-law to be one too.

Ash: *meets Rose in the future* oh motherfu-

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Serena talking to Miette: Ash is totally straight!

Ash: *chilling in a t-shirt that says ‘I’m gayer then Ho-Oh’ written in Kantonian in the background*

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Ash: actually, now that I think about it, I got a rainbow feather from Ho-Oh my literal first day as a trainer.

Gary: and why are you telling me this-

Ash: the bitch knew I was gay before I did

Gary: -oh shit.

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Ash: yo, Rai. My dad’s want to meet you. Since, ya’know, our one year anniversary is coming up and they haven’t yet.

Raihan: oh okay! Who are they?

Ash: .... Lugia and Tapu Koko

Raihan: ...

Ash: ...

Raihan: babe I love you so much but that’s literally the tamest thing you’ve told me.

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Iris: *for the hundredth time that day* You’re such a little kid Ash!

Ash: *under his breath* murder means paperwork. Murder means paperwork. Murder means paperwork. Murder means-

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Ash: *in reference to Gladion* he’s good looking but not enough for me to not kick his ass on sight.

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Goh: I’m going to catch Mew!

Ash: *under his breath* hey Arceus? Yeah, I’m sorry that I called you a twink bitch last night-

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Goh: I chose Mew as my starter.

Prof.Cerise: I don’t think that’s a-

Ash: No. No. Let him be stupid, this will be a good learning curve for him. *to Goh* alright then. Let’s do this.

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Gary: *references to Paul, Alain, and Gladion* Ash has a very specific brooding type

Ash: *gets with Raihan*

Gary: well here I stand. On top of my hill, uncorrected like always.

Misty: what-

Gary: man broods but just... in a lighter and louder way.

Brock: a hot chocolate with vodka and extra whip compared to a group of battery acid’s.

Misty: why the fuck did that make so much sense.

[alolanrain]

If you had to rank/rate your romantic ships for Ash from most hated to absolute favourite which would it be and why?

Ooh it’s actually funny that my most favorited ship on my blog is also my most hated in this instance, Fangshipping/AuraFangShipping -Raihan/Ash- was an original crack ship when SwSh came out or a few months after the game release, I can’t quite remember but it was around that time I think, but it grew like a fungus on me.

A lot of my followers like it, I think it’s mostly because most of my content is Ash basically aged up with a heavy adult view, but a good chunk of people didn’t. I’ve gotten general hate, mean messages, people coming forward that people are saying mean things about me, messages and ask’s about why I like this ship so much. I try to ignore it for the most part but I catch myself looking myself up and seeing the posts with my username and such.

Does it hurt? Kinda. I don’t hold the same views as I do for characters. Their fiction, able to be molded into different views and ideas and creations that everyone offers. You can kill them, torture them, love them, make them sad, make them crazy. There’s infinite ways to rewrite a character and I stand by that. Obviously there’s other conversations and arguments that can be made about that like “what about people openly OOC-ing a persons personal OC? What’s the difference between big companies and solo artists and content creators?” That is just one of many but I just push it to the side and trek on. I’m not gonna stop, it’s not illegal.

If you don’t like my content the unfollow/block button is right there, click it. Don’t send me mean messages or talk behind my back because I won’t return the favor and you’ll be ridiculed by my silence against your tantrum or blocked yourself. I’m not looking for drama with other blogs and people and I just want to creat my little world and vibe. That’s literally all I ask.

[alolanrain]

Ash: Rose looks like the kind of shady motherfucker who is involved in money laundering and tax evasion. Raihan: Hi, yes, please marry me.

I can’t tell you how many WIPS I have in my Google docs that basically start like this ask, Anon.

[alolanrain]

Headcanon: As soon as Raihan learns about Ash's escapades with villain groups and Legendaries, he wraps his smol boyfriend in bubblewrap and blankets, plops him on their bed and just cuddles him for twenty-four hours straight.

Raihan: I’m protecting you

Ash: I can literally pick you up without a probl-

Raihan: I am protecting you

[alolanrain]

Love how both BastardHusbandShipping and Fangshipping can be summed up with; Calm talk man who can get feral when pushed married to short man who is only ever feral

[alolanrain]

Picture this: A terrified Arceus fleeing from a pissed-off Raihan who is brandishing his own Wiffleball Bat and screaming promises of violence for causing so much pain for Ash.

Amazing

[alolanrain]

Headcanon: The Wiffleball Bat becomes Raihan's weapon of choice when protecting Ash from villain groups and Legendaries.

Ash has a “training” one. He had it since childhood and it’s short, thick, and a hellish neon orange color that burns anyones eyes if they look closely at it. Raihan has a normal wiffle bat that’s long, slightly thin, and a mute yellow.