#fangwise

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📜 im lazy but do one for odysseus too

incorrect quotes.

VASYA:  Eda was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. EDA:  Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. VASYA:  You ate a chair.

VASYA:  I was arrested for being too cool. ODYSSEUS:  The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.