#fannibal life

[wxll-graham]

My only fannibal friend: Please Emma stop looking at me everytime you hear something that reminds you of Hannibal, it’s getting creepy.

Me: What do you mean?

Another friend: Oh so that’s why? We were all thinking you liked him or something bc you’re always staring.

Me: ...

[heartturnedtoporcelain-blog]

me: hm maybe i'm falling out of love with hannibal

*two seconds later sees an amazing hannigram gifset*

me: hannibal is the best show ever i need to watch it again right now

[avegetariancannibal]

I've invented a new game for Fannibal gatherings!

Okay this is what you do. The steps are easy. You can turn it into a drinking game if you want, but you might die.

1. load up virtually any Hugh Dancy movie or TV show 2. queue it up to a fight scene or violent illness scene 3. players must wear a blindfold or eyepatches if they feel Madsish 4. the game overseer has the remote or mouse or whatever 5. when it is the player's turn, they must tell the overseer to PAUSE 6. if the screen shot of Hugh Dancy’s face looks like he’s having sex, the player gets a point; bonus points for full on O-face and half points if it just looks like he’s about to have sex

[savehannibal-william]

As a writer with the luxury of some free time I created roleplay account for Will Graham on Twitter a little while back! And now its canon AF guys me and my Hanni are gettin hitched!! Anyway this is not why I really wanted to make this post lol I wanted to recognize my account to other accounts to possibly open up other threads with other characters as I only have ones with my Hannibal right now. If you are interested please message @ WillGrahamL on Twitter from your RP account and we can discuss the details in which we wish to interact! :D I look Forward to forcing myself to be social! :D

[headfullofhannibal]

Meanwhile, in Baltimore, we plan for the Small Foods Party

So, while @byronicwoman is wielding the microphone at RDC3, Amy, Jenn, and Justin will be preaching the gospel of Hannibal at the 2017 Baltimore Small Foods Party at the American Visionary Arts Museum.

It’s an evening of miniature foods, and we’re using “Feeding Hannibal” to create the smallest of “pork” roasts and the most diminutive sanguinaccio dolces. There will also be an extravagant tablescape, and a touch of cosplay. Amy stopped at a life size Hannibal cut out. We are thinking of having music playing, and if we can find decent mini-wineglasses, relabeling bottles of wine with the Lecter Dvaras label.

The funny thing is, we don’t want to win the Grand Prize, because then you have to plan next year’s party and keep around a really large trophy made from an industrial sized can of corn until the next year.

We’ll probably task Justin with documenting the evening for you all. He already turned down the suggestion to be our Will*, so Amy has to make three waist aprons and not just two.

* Oh shit, maybe we should make wee dog treats to give out? Little snausages.

[heartturnedtoporcelain-blog]

my post office did me the run around for a couple days but i finally have radiance and tea cups and time in my greedy, greedy fannibal hands!

[avegetariancannibal]

Living up to my tumblr name?

A friend pointed out that I might sound/look like a cannibal to someone who doesn't know I'm vegetarian.

Like I'll post somewhere that I'm making fried "chicken," with the quote marks, or say that I'm making pulled "pork" sandwiches where it's audibly obvious that I'm using quotes.

So like, people who didn't know me wouldn't necessarily automatically think, "Oh she means soy fake chicken, not human meat artistically prepared to look like chicken!"

And I said, "Nobody assumes I'm a cannibal, Sharon*!"

So anyway, now I'm going to start purposely making vegetarian puns that sound like cannibal puns.

*Not their real name

[avegetariancannibal]

Tagging as a Fannibal

Sometimes I tag "cute babies" for fanart of Hannibal and Will hugging each other while covered in human viscera and it's just occurred to me that maybe people check the "cute babies" tag looking for like...the Gerber baby covered in ribbons. Oops. Hahaha