You: *insults me*
Me: haha ikr
You: *insults my favorite fictional character*
Me: SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
Also me: *opens a 509 page document so you can understand the real world and erase the comeplete and utter nonsense from your head*
Also also me:
Insult me? Yeah same haha. Insult them and I’m not responsible for what happens to you next oops














