Jean jacket. Jean backpack. Regular backpack. James Clark Ross body pillow. Suspenders. Camp counsellor lanyard. Government agent lanyard. Bulletin board where you put your lists of groceries. Bulletin board where you put your lists of enemy operatives. Welsh wig. What do these things have in common? That’s right, they’re all items that are just begging to be spiced up with the judicious application of pins and buttons. There’s no better way of showing off your interests and hobbies than with a cute pin, which is why we here at Terror and Erebus F.C. are excited to introduce: club badge pins!
Flash your dedication to the best club in the world with these acrylic beauties, featuring our iconic club crest. Purchase of a pin not only helps boast to the world that you’re a football fan of exquisite taste, but also supports a good cause: 100% of the profits will be donated to the Nunavut Soccer Association, a volunteer non-profit working to grow the beautiful game for all who love and benefit from it in Nunavut. Take a peek for yourself into the world of far north football and what it brings to communities beyond just the glory of bragging rights when you’ve won your local derby.
You can find our order form here. The cost of each pin is $7/pin, plus $3 for shipping within the US. Due to disruptions in the wooden ship/desert caravan/log flume supply chain thanks to the tragic ongoing tuberculosis outbreak, international orders have a $10 shipping cost to cover added charges.
Here at Terrebus F.C. we believe in environmentally conscious business: after all, if the planet burns we’ll have nothing fun to spend our ludicrous amounts of money on. So that’s why, instead of throwing anything away, we’re also offering DAMAGED PINS at a discounted rate of $4/pin. (With the same shipping rates.)
Give yourself a break from human flesh and feast your eyes instead on more pin glamour shots, including details on damaged pins, below the cut:
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Concept ideas for damaged pins: gift for a friend whom you like, but not too much --- fine art final dissertation about imperfection being the source of all true beauty --- economics final dissertation about the drawbacks of mass production, presented as Exhibit A that really we should return to cottage industry --- opportunity to flex creative muscles by recreating the missing patch and carefully, lovingly pasting it in place --- you feel genuine pity for how pathetic club management is and also want to support charity, so you’re climbing your karma ladder rung for the day by taking these off our hands --- lost the backing for one of your favourite earrings and really just want the butterfly clutch --- you’re a Tuberculosis FC supporter trying to earn clout by slagging us off for faulty merchandise on Twitter.