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Got an idea for a story where a everyday dude tries to quietly help take out the local villain that keeps making him late for work only to realize that the local hero also sucks so he becomes a villain so he can get rid of them both. There is a lot of panicked bluffing seeing as he doesn't actually have any evil plans, but must seem impressive enough to drive off other villains. Oh god. He probably should have thought this through.

AMAZING I EMPATHISE IMMEDIATELY this is EXACTLY the kind of petty shenanigans that then spirals into full-on villain-y that I would 100% end up getting myself engaged with

sounds like someone needs a new-in-town golden-hearted hero to become ‘nemeses’ with and plot together!! ;PP

#we STAN this villain #far too relatable #ask game #anon #the asks and the answers

“'Cause I'm alive, but I'm so fucking anxious, I could die”

#far too relatable #movements #one of my faves #and I can’t see them when they come because I’m gonna be in Aruba 🙄😭😂#UGH #Spotify

You were the best part of the world I was forced to leave behind.

I was just the girl who went to classes with you for a year and hung around your group at break times.

Of course you stopped making the effort to join the zoom calls I tried to set up.

You weren't the first.

I don't think you'll be the last.

It's just that I used to joke we were triplets, with our long frizzy brown/blonde hair and our birthdays 3 days apart. It's just that we had a sleepover in the garden in tents and I still have and treasure that photo. It's just that we went walking in the fields during lockdown. It's just that I painted your dog with the watercolours I won and school and gave you one of my two canvases. It's just that when I was stuck in the mean girls cliche who'd been asked to show me around, you gave me an alternative. It's just that you made me a photobook and clay figures of our Among Us skins when I had to leave. It's just that we were friends, and I thought that meant forever.

I guess not. Life tore us apart and I couldn't hold on by myself.

Why wasn't I enough to make you hold on?