Me: God, please guide me
God: OK (points)
Me:... okay guide me somewhere else
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Me: God, please guide me
God: OK (points)
Me:... okay guide me somewhere else
I'm not wrestling with God, I am an angry chihuahua being carried away from a mirror by God while barking at my own reflection
wait is st. francis of assisi also the saint of furries and therians....
mom: and this is the church for Saint Catherine of Alexandria
me: oh cool
mom: she's the saint of students you know-
me, looking up "Saint Catherine of Alexandria prayers": really?
i feel like people (me included) joke way too much about fighting St. Peter because i whole heartedly think he'd win in a fist fight
[ ID: A meme featuring Brian David Gilbert against a wall full of paper cutouts and string. Looking at the camera, he says: Why do cave not have Jesus in it. /End ID ]