To the Black Baron:
What is your real name? Cuz I know it's not 'The Baron'.
Also.... How's your relationship with your parents? If they're still alive that is....
Ah. I believe I’ve heard of this before. They’re part of one of these so called “ask blogs”.
Hold back men. Not yet.
I’ve heard word of Junker Paphos having this exact same predicament. Unlike him, I don’t welcome uninvited guests all too well or too long in my domain. Less so my castle. The worst sort are ones prodding into places far above them. However, since you appear to have somewhat the awareness of a small child, it’d only be fair to ammend your lack of education.
I’ll keep this brief.
My family life and personal matters are no one’s business but my own. You see, kleiner schatz, it’s frightfully rude to go up to perfect strangers and inquire about them. This is obvious for anyone who’s capable of higher thoughts than a sheep, but we’ve already established your lack of refinement. You and a sort of whelp seem like you’d bond over this. How quaint. Which leads us to the second lesson of today: regardless of whether you scrape gong from behind a stable or live in an ivory tower— you will address me with my proper rightful title of Herzog Faramund, von und zu Waldzuflucht, anything lesser than Herzog will be treated with contempt. I’m not even going to repeat that absurd label you retched from your mouth, and I suggest you don’t do so either. Least alone in my presence—unless you’re not all that attached to your tongue… and want be even less so.
Now that I’ve enlightened you, class is over.
GUNDLACH.
(Well at least they didn’t kill you.)
(Oh…)
“Ask blog”, what a ridiculous notion. And “Black Baron”. Where did they get such a dunder-headed, insulting idea anyway?
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Gundlach….
G: Yes mein Durchlaucht.
Get my list….I have some “shopping” to do.
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As you can see, he gets a little touchy about proper titles…and his family…
You got his name at least! :D
And P.S. I know those knights are really lazy looking, lol.
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