#faraquez

[absolutemag7trash]

What’s the better ship?

Faraquez

BillyGoodnight

Voting ended onMar 29, 2024

[whitedatura]

Drink Like a Fish, Lie Like a Stone: Chapter 8 (95108 words) by whitedatura Chapters: 8/8 - COMPLETE!! Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Background Goodnight Robicheaux/Billy Rocks Additional Tags: Post-Movie, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Canon Era, Slow Burn, Competitive idiots, Canon-typical smoking and alcohol use, Brief canon-typical violence, Post-Canon Fix-It, Found Family (literal and metaphorical) Summary: The night before the battle of Rose Creek, Faraday comes to Vasquez with an offer he doesn't want to refuse. The aftermath is complicated by injuries and recovery, but Vasquez thinks they might have things figured out right up until the morning Faraday is nowhere to be found. The rest of the seven split into two groups with a promise to meet in Amador City in a few months' time. To everyone's surprise, Faraday shows up as well, drunk but with a lead on a gang of horse thieves. (In which Vasquez and Faraday compare dick sizes, argue about Vasquez's first name, mend a literal fence, and spend some quality time in a barn.)

Last chapter!! It's actually done! ...kinda wish I'd hit 100k since the odds of me finishing something this long again are slim, but still the longest thing I've ever completed!

[tinkertoysdamn]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Sam Chisolm & Joshua Faraday Characters: Joshua Faraday, Sam Chisolm, Vasquez (The Magnificent Seven 2016), All Seven (The Magnificent Seven) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Post-Canon Fix-It, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Period Typical Attitudes, Adaptation, Not Beta Read Summary:

After the Battle of Rose Creek, Chisholm presents the Seven with a new job, cleaning up the mining town of Personville, Montana. A hotbed of corruption and scandal, the Seven will have to use their wits and not just their guns to untangle the town's complicated politics.

Inspired by Yojimbo and the novel Red Harvest. Because one Kurosawa adaptation isn't enough.

I am very dumb and attempting a new fandom.  WWWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEE!

[jawnlemon67]

[oceluna]

For @jd-rush

[hetaczechia]

Josh: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked.

Vasquez: What?

Josh: What?

Goodnight, without looking up from his book: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[yee-andalso-haw]

Vasquez: is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Faraday: *pulls stick of dynamite out of his pocket*

Faraday: but I am happy to see you, I swear!

[soba-riri]

Hooked on a Feeling

Prompt: “the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today, so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty-three floors up was high enough that I could dance around my office without being seen.”

I had this au in my folders for ages and forgot where it came from. But I found it and I felt a small burst of inspiration. I also changed the office part into a hotel. I wasn’t really thinking deep for this one.

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The tunes of Come and Get Your Love blared on the speakers as he slid across the floor. He twirled around, tossing his jacket onto the sofa. He grabbed his water bottle as he danced past the kitchen and dodged Jack’s massive form.

“'Cause you're fine, and you're mine, and you look so divine!” Faraday sang above Jack’s barking. He laughed as Jack jumped around him, dancing around on two feet, “Atta boy!”

He tossed his bottle onto the counter to take Jack’s paws into his hands, dancing around him for a bit before spinning back into the living room

“Come and get your loooove!”

A sharp sound caused Faraday to whip his head around to see a man, a very handsome man, snickering outside his window. Noticing Faraday staring at him, the man ceased his snickers but kept his grin as he nodded and resumed cleaning the windows.

Faraday, not knowing a lick of shame in his life, whistled sharply to grab the man’s attention. He smirked and wiggled his hips as Hooked on a Feeling came on.

The man raised a brow, amusement danced in his eyes as Faraday danced his way towards the window, “Hi there, handsome.” Faraday greeted, wiggling his eyebrows. He leaned against the window, “The name’s Faraday. Joshua Faraday.”

The man said nothing as he swiped a line of foam in front of Faraday’s face. Wow, rude. But his indignation was eased away when he wrote something in the foam. The man winked before he moved away to the next set of windows, leaving behind the ten-digit numbers.

Huh. Alright, maybe this vacation wouldn’t be so dull after all.