#varaday

[nicryukyo]

thinking about varaday and how josh definitely ragebaits vasquez all the fucking time in any possible way lol

(more under the cut because I got carried away lol)

"guero can you grab my gun for me?", "what?", "my gun", "where?", "right behind you" vasquez is already annoyed here, "can't find it" without even looking around, "hijo de puta just give me my fucking gun already!", faraday just stares at him for a few seconds, shrugs and says "idk where it is" the only thing stopping vasquez from shooting faraday is that the fucking guero hasn't given him his fucking gun yet.

or, imitating him randomly. his voice, his pose, his accent (terribly btw). hiding his things and acting all innocent when vasquez confronts him.

going as far as pretending he's actually hurt when they play fight, specially after they've both had a few drinks. vasquez desperately asks what's wrong while faraday rolls on the ground grunting in pain, and only when vasquez turns his back to go after sam for help, faraday starts laughing as if he's the biggest comedian in the world.

he loves how easily it is to piss vasquez off, loves when the mexican grabs him by the collar and snarls right at his face, loves how genuinely concerned he looks when faraday pretends to be hurt, loves how his accent gets thicker the angrier he gets, and if faraday annoys him enough vasquez goes full spanish screaming the worst profanities he can think of - which only adds to his anger because faraday won't know what his exact cuss words.

vasquez ofc knows he's doing it on purpose, and he has tried to not get worked up so easily. but faraday has such a punchable face he can't hold back for more than a few seconds.

it takes some time for vasquez to realize that's how faraday flirts, but how can you blame him? faraday is annoying to everyone. but with vasquez he's always looking for excuses to touch, to be close. all the other five can see how gentler his pranks are when it comes to vasquez, billy recognizes the love struck look faraday has when looking to the mexican - he does because that's the same way goody looks at him too.

but even once they get together the ragebaiting never stops, faraday started leaving him with blue balls, turning his face away from when vasquez lean in for a kiss...

them:

[tiny-reader]

I have spent the last WEEK just reading nothing but gay cowboy fic.

Stupid ass Faraday and his drunken magician personality with dumb Vasquez and his pretty boy outlaw face.

[shehungthemoon]

3 week late WIP Wednesday courtesy of @malkaleh! 💖 As always, tagging ANYONE who see this! This is a little bit from my bare-bones attempt at a supernatural, bittersweet, semi-fix-it for 2016's Mag Seven :))))))

Vasquez is standing still a few feet back from the bar, eyes locked somewhere amongst the shelves of liquor hung below the slanted, blood-splattered mirror. He can't pinpoint Vasquez's gaze through its dirt-fog. Chisholm reholsters his gun, then approaches him slowly.

"Sam," Vasquez says, and his fingers are still wrapped tight and ready around his pistol. "I did not take my eyes off my target."

Chisholm frowns at him. "I never suggested you would've."

"Sam," Vasquez says, still staring ahead, and the unsteady timber of his voice tightens something red-hot in Chisholm's stomach and has his right hand moving up to his hip. "That man behind us looks shot dead to me."

[orangesnail]

Why is Vasquez and Faradays dynamic so delicious to me.

Might be the slight height difference, requiring Faraday to have to look up, which definitely pisses him off. Or Vasquez going overkill on killing McCann after he shot Faraday once. Their shared love for making stupid jokes and laughing hard at them. Vasquez calling Faraday ‘Guero’ and turning it into a fond nickname. Their tension that just SCREAMS the two think of arguing and wrestling as their foreplay. Faradays fiery temper vs Vasquez’s more reserved restrained nature.

But idk. I could be here a while listing the maybes

[whitedatura]

Drink Like a Fish, Lie Like a Stone: Chapter 8 (95108 words) by whitedatura Chapters: 8/8 - COMPLETE!! Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Background Goodnight Robicheaux/Billy Rocks Additional Tags: Post-Movie, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Canon Era, Slow Burn, Competitive idiots, Canon-typical smoking and alcohol use, Brief canon-typical violence, Post-Canon Fix-It, Found Family (literal and metaphorical) Summary: The night before the battle of Rose Creek, Faraday comes to Vasquez with an offer he doesn't want to refuse. The aftermath is complicated by injuries and recovery, but Vasquez thinks they might have things figured out right up until the morning Faraday is nowhere to be found. The rest of the seven split into two groups with a promise to meet in Amador City in a few months' time. To everyone's surprise, Faraday shows up as well, drunk but with a lead on a gang of horse thieves. (In which Vasquez and Faraday compare dick sizes, argue about Vasquez's first name, mend a literal fence, and spend some quality time in a barn.)

Last chapter!! It's actually done! ...kinda wish I'd hit 100k since the odds of me finishing something this long again are slim, but still the longest thing I've ever completed!

[tinkertoysdamn]

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Sam Chisolm & Joshua Faraday Characters: Joshua Faraday, Sam Chisolm, Vasquez (The Magnificent Seven 2016), All Seven (The Magnificent Seven) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Post-Canon Fix-It, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Period Typical Attitudes, Adaptation, Not Beta Read Summary:

After the Battle of Rose Creek, Chisholm presents the Seven with a new job, cleaning up the mining town of Personville, Montana. A hotbed of corruption and scandal, the Seven will have to use their wits and not just their guns to untangle the town's complicated politics.

Inspired by Yojimbo and the novel Red Harvest. Because one Kurosawa adaptation isn't enough.

I am very dumb and attempting a new fandom.  WWWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEE!

[soba-riri]

A redraw of an old doodle I did. I miss my boys.

[wildechild17]

Just an art of my favorite cowboy couple in my modern-day supernatural creature AU, Magic + Malevolence. ft Joshua the necromancer and Vasquez the unwilling hunter. Check it out with the link below! :D

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