#farmstead-crossroads

[the-smallest-star]

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James had not expected... well someone not human to answer the door. But it wasn’t the first time he’d met someone who looked similar to this creature... and he needed to get Hannah out of the cold. He could feel her shiver beside him, her head nodding tiredly as he guided her inside.

“Thank you, I’m really sorry to knock in this kind of weather.” Once inside James quickly began to tug anything wet off his child, ignoring himself as he rubbed her fingers between his palms, blowing on them as she stood barefoot in her jumper and trousers.

[hermitthehermit]

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“Ah! You talk!” Hermit reared up in shock, bumping into a sheep behind him. He dropped the sheep form, going back to his usual blobby self. He tried to back away, only to be boxed in by all the sheep he passed to get here. Welp, better face the music.

“Oh, these are yours? I’m sorry! I’m really sorry, I didn’t think there was anyone here and there’s all these sheep and I heard sheep are really soft so I thought I’d just... go in...” He didn’t mean to cause a ruckus, he just saw a paradise of cute fluffy animals and no people. So maybe it was technically trespassing, nothing he hasn’t done before.

He makes himself smaller and says, “My name’s Hermit, please don’t hurt me for agitating the sheep.”

[hermitthehermit]

Oluu was letting Hermit ride her back as they walk deep into J.W.'s forest, heading to a shop inwood for a little trinket shoping. Though in reality, the store owners were a Ooz-kin named Vonbozi, and perhaps they thought Hermit might be happy to find like-bodied creatures.~ "So I was wondering darlin, have ya ever met anyone like you before?~"

Hermit was having a nice time riding on the marg's back. She was much bigger than him so he had lots of space to stretch out. Not to mention how fluffy she was! As excited as he was to go and look at what kinds of cool things get sold here (not that he had money to buy, he'd just look) he was so comfortable he could've fallen asleep right there. He perked up when Mx. Oluu asked him a question.

"No, actually, I haven't. I haven't seen anyone like you, either. Or those not-a-sheep back at the ranch. This place is full of surprises and cool creatures I'd only ever read about in books."

[limlnal]

Oluu cuz I'm curious!

would they, won't they [NSFW]. / accepting.

How interested they are in having sex with them:   "Hm. Curious is one word.” Such an intelligent creature would be an interesting first.

How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them:

If they would rather bottom or top them:   "Top.” Besides, he was the... bigger monster. With bigger teeth.

How good they think they would be:   "I’m certainly not, holding my breath.” How much more special could such a strange critter be, anyway.

If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them:   "Wall?” Floor. Preferably pinned in the forest.

If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love:  "...” The first one, if it came to that.

If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick:   "Oh, no no, that’s unnecessary.” Can’t share such a fascinating meal.

If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen:   "... N. No, of. Of course not.” :)

[miseriiicordearchivess]

"Aight hun, what's the furthest you'd go in terms of spice. Name it and I'll be sure to win ya over."

"Pepper, a very very light shake of pepper! I know it's not much but again when eating things I actively don't want to be in pain."

[miseriiicordearchivess]

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💃 — dancing

(( Asgore isn't the best dancer in the world by any means but he tries his best ))

🍀 — luck

(( Poor Asgore, his luck is just absolutely dreadful! ))

[callmekamikaze]

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   And big pets are given!! Many pets, and scritches! “Just a big pupper!!”