Special Event Time (in honor of this blog hitting 1000+ followers): The Men’s Fictional Royal Rumble II - Week 8
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rules of the Royal Rumble:
* 30 (sometimes 40 or 50) entrants compete; two start the match. For this event, there will be 40 characters competing!
* A new wrestler enters at timed intervals (usually every 90 seconds or 2 minutes).
* Elimination happens when a wrestler goes over the top rope and both feet touch the floor.
* The match continues until only one person remains in the ring. The last wrestler left is the Royal Rumble winner.
Also, just as a refresher, the winner of the previous Men’s Fictional Royal Rumble was Dr. Gregory House (House M.D.).
This is it. The top five. Of the remaining competitors, who wins Men’s Fictional Royal Rumble II?
#11: Elijah “Smoke” Moore (Sinners)
#30: Spock (Star Trek)
#31: Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
#38: Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson books / Riordanverse)
#39: John Crichton (Farscape)
Voting ended onNov 26, 2025
Eliminations so far:
1) #4: Oscar Proud (The Proud Family) - thrown out of the ring by Toji Fushiguro
2) #5: Hans Landa (Inglorious Basterds) - thrown out of the ring by Toji Fushiguro
3) #6: Jack O’Neill (Stargate SG-1) - eliminated by Steve from Minecraft
4) #10: Steve (A Minecraft Movie) - botched his elimination of Jack O’Neill by falling out of the ring at the same time, thus eliminating himself
5) #8: Obito Uchiha (Naruto) - got distracted by Kakashi Hatake in the crowd, leading to John Marston eliminating him
6) #17: Soul Evans (Soul Eater) - 10 seconds into the match, Soul got knocked and thrown out by Chris Redfield
7) #16: Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) - John Marston low-blowed him, allowing him to throw Sims out of the ring. The dishonorable move resulted in the crowd booing John (and him losing honor).
8) #15: Evan “Buck” Buckley (911) - super kicked out of the ring by Dean Winchester
9) #2: Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen) - thrown out of the ring by Smoke, Sora, and Mihawk working together as a team
10) #1: John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) - eliminated himself when he learned that Arthur Morgan was attacked backstage by Micah Bell (storyline, kayfabe)
11) #21: Michael Scott (The Office) - tried to clothesline Chris Redfield out of the ring, but he tripped and eliminated himself
12) #20: Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) - was laughing his ass off at Michael Scott’s elimination, which distracted him long enough for Dracule Mihawk to throw him out of the ring
13) #22: Nathan Drake (Uncharted) - was thrown out of the ring by Dean Winchester. He was SUPPOSED to work his way back into the ring like Kofi Kingston, but he botched one of his jumps. The announcers then made a joke that his luck finally ran out.
14) #14: Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) - in the upset of the century, Sheldon Cooper clotheslined him out of the ring
15) #19: Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) - Sheldon, still gloating about eliminating Daryl Dixon, was then quickly eliminated by Goro Akechi
16) #18: Goro Akechi (Persona 5) - tried to eliminate Spock, but Spock countered with a Vulcan Neck Pinch. With Goro down, Spock easily picked him up and tossed him out of the ring.
17) #24: Senku Ishigami (Doctor Stone) - low-blowed by Adrian Chase, who then eliminated him
18) #12: Erik Killmonger (Marvel / MCU) - tried to eliminate Adrian Chase, but got countered by Adrian eye gouging him. Due to him being blinded, Adrian easily eliminated Killmonger.
19) #27. Qrow Branwen (RWBY) - after witnessing Adrian Chase’s dishonorable eliminations, Qrow tried to eliminate Adrian. However, Adrian spat in Qrow’s eyes, blinding him. This then led to Adrian eliminating Qrow.
20) #26: Adrian Chase aka Vigilante (Peacemaker) - karma caught up to Adrian when all the remaining wrestlers in the ring ganged up on and eliminated him. Qrow Branwen, who was still in the area, joked that his bad luck rubbed off on Adrian.
21) #7: Sora (Kingdom Hearts) - got hit with a cutter from Elijah Smoke Moore, which was followed up by Jotaro Kujo booting him out of the ring
22) #23: Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the Vampire) - attempted to eliminate Chris Redfield, Chris countered by putting him in a sleeper hold. After Louis passed out, Chris easily threw Louis out of the ring.
23) #29: Harvey Specter (Suits) - knocked out by Jotaro Kujo, who then tossed him out of the ring
24) #32: Hikaru Indou (The Summer Hikaru Died) - thrown out of the ring by Jotaro Kujo, who was assisted by Dracule Mihawk
25) #9: Dracule Mihawk (One Piece) - despite helping Jotaro Kujo eliminate Hikaru Indou, Jotaro betrayed Mihawk by quickly eliminating him. This earned Jotaro a couple of boos from the audience.
26) #37: Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan) - eliminated by Okarun as soon as he entered in the ring
27) #25: Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly / Serenity) - eliminated by Jotaro Kujo and All Might working together
28) #3: Chris Redfield (Resident Evil) - due to being over-exhausted for being in the ring for so long, Chris couldn’t defend himself when John Crichton tossed him over the top rope
29) #35: Simon “Ghost” Riley (Call of Duty - Modern Warfare games) - attempted to eliminate Jotaro Kujo, Jotaro reversed and threw Ghost out
30) #34: Aemond “One-Eye” Targaryen (House of the Dragon) - was about to be eliminated by Spock. Out of sheer pettiness, Aemond eliminated himself just so that the final results wouldn’t credit Spock with his elimination.
31) #28: Moist Von Lipwig (Discworld) - eliminated by Jotaro Kujo and Spock working together as a duo
32) #13: Dean Winchester (Supernatural) - in a massive upset, John Crichton blindsided Dean with a clothesline, then eliminated him
33) #33: Sung Jin-woo (Solo Leveling) - eliminated by Elijah “Smoke” Moore after he attempted to aura farm
34) #36: All Might (My Hero Academia) - eliminated by Okarun after surviving a previous attempt at elimination from Sung Jin-Woo
35) #40: Okarun (DanDaDan) - knocked out by Spock, then eliminated by him in one clean move
Special Event Time (in honor of this blog hitting 1000+ followers): The Men’s Fictional Royal Rumble II - And the Winner Is…
The final five:
* #11: Elijah “Smoke” Moore (Sinners)
* #30: Spock (Star Trek)
* #31: Jotaro Kujo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
* #38: Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson books / Riordanverse)
* #39: John Crichton (Farscape)
Percy Jackson leaned against a turnbuckle, one hand to his ribs, breath coming in short bursts. He wasn’t fresh - no one was - but he remained defiant to the end. Across from him, Spock stood perfectly still, hands clasped behind him, one eyebrow raised. To the right, Jotaro Kujo cracked his neck like he was warming up for round one instead of round thirty-eight. His chest rose and fell, but his eyes didn’t waver. He didn’t blink. Elijah "Smoke Moore" paced with an urgency no one else had, bouncing between ropes, scanning for openings. And John Crichton - the last entrant - wiped blood from his lip with the back of his hand, muttering something about “needing better hazard pay.”
Crichton struck first. He lunged at Spock, swinging wild and messy, trying to overwhelm him. Spock slipped the first strike, parried the second, and used Crichton’s own momentum to redirect him straight into Jotaro’s waiting fist. Crichton staggered, legs jelly. Smoke pounced, grabbing a handful of tights and trying to force him over the top rope. Crichton fought the elimination attempt - he clawed, he twisted, he tried to hook the ropes -
But Percy, seeing the window, charged through and clotheslined Crichton from behind. Smoke used the momentum to finish the job, tossing the Farscape hero to the floor.
John Crichton (#39) eliminated.
Percy nodded at Smoke in acknowledgement of them being a tag team for one second. Smoke didn't nod back.
Jotaro then blasted across the ring like a freight train, leveling Smoke with a shoulder tackle that nearly split him in half. Smoke hit the mat and rolled, clutching his ribs. Percy moved in to help, but Spock intercepted, catching Percy’s arm and wrenching it behind his back. Percy struggled, but the hold was perfect, airtight.
Jotaro stalked back toward Smoke, looming over him. “Kid,” Smoke rasped, spitting blood, “you’d better-” Jotaro grabbed him by the back of the neck and hauled him upright with terrifying ease. Smoke threw a desperate punch - it bounced off Jotaro’s jaw like nothing. Jotaro then launched him over the top rope with a single brutal heave.
Elijah “Smoke” Moore (#11) eliminated.
Down to three.
Percy finally broke Spock’s hold with a desperate back elbow to the temple. Spock stumbled, his balance disrupted just enough. Jotaro turned toward the commotion, eyes narrowing. Percy ran in with pure momentum, shoulder-first. Jotaro caught him with one arm, barely budging - but the impact pitched him backward into the ropes.
Spock struck next, snapping a precise kick to Jotaro’s knee. For the first time in the entire Royal Rumble match, Jotaro actually dropped to one leg. The crowd gasped. Someone like him wasn’t supposed to fall!
Jotaro threw Spock aside with raw force, but Percy leaped - using the ropes, using gravity, using everything - and delivered a flying forearm that rocked the titan. Spock was on him instantly, pushing, shoving, both he and Percy Jackson straining together against Jotaro’s weight. Jotaro fought back and forced himself upright. He threw a back fist that caught Percy across the jaw. The kid crumpled to a knee. He then swung again at Spock...
Spock ducked, hooked both arms around Jotaro’s waist, and bulldozed him toward the ropes with a surge of strength no one saw coming. Percy rose behind them, sprinted forward, and hit a running dropkick.
Jotaro toppled. He then crashed over the top rope, sending him to the floor.
Jotaro Kujo (#31) eliminated.
The arena lost its mind. Down to two.
Percy wiped blood from his nose. “Let's finish this, Mr. Spock..”
Spock inclined his head. “Agreed, Mr. Jackson. Just to let you know, the probability of your victory is approximately-”
Percy charged before he finished.
They collided mid-ring, trading blows - Percy wild but fast, Spock precise and brutal. Percy hit the ropes, rebounded, ducked a clothesline, and rammed Spock shoulder-first into the turnbuckle. Spock stumbled slightly, but slightly was enough.
Percy hooked Spock's leg. Lifted him. Then, he heaved with everything left in him.
Spock fought the elimination attempt, his hands gripping the rope, eyes sharp, mind calculating every angle. But Percy powered through, forcing Spock up, over, and out. Spock crashed onto the arena floor with a heavy thud.
Spock (#30) eliminated.
Percy stayed on his feet for a second out of sheer reflex, then sagged against the ropes, chest heaving, eyes glassy. Spock was on the floor, the referees were waving, and the realization slowly crossed his face:
He’d actually won.
Head tilted back, he stared up at the glowing WrestleMania sign. The noise from the crowd blurred as he pushed himself upright and raised one trembling arm, finger pointing straight at it.
Just then, two figures hit the ramp at a dead sprint.
Grover slid under the bottom rope first, nearly falling as he scrambled to his feet and grabbed Percy in a crushing hug. Seconds later, Annabeth stepped through the ropes, looping an arm around Percy’s shoulders.
Percy lifted his arm again, this time with Grover and Annabeth bracing him on either side, and pointed once more at the WrestleMania sign as the arena roared itself hoarse.
ALL THE PRIOR ELIMINATIONS
1) #4: Oscar Proud (The Proud Family) - thrown out of the ring by Toji Fushiguro
2) #5: Hans Landa (Inglorious Basterds) - thrown out of the ring by Toji Fushiguro
3) #6: Jack O’Neill (Stargate SG-1) - eliminated by Steve from Minecraft
4) #10: Steve (A Minecraft Movie) - botched his elimination of Jack O’Neill by falling out of the ring at the same time, thus eliminating himself
5) #8: Obito Uchiha (Naruto) - got distracted by Kakashi Hatake in the crowd, leading to John Marston eliminating him
6) #17: Soul Evans (Soul Eater) - 10 seconds into the match, Soul got knocked and thrown out by Chris Redfield
7) #16: Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) - John Marston low-blowed him, allowing him to throw Sims out of the ring. The dishonorable move resulted in the crowd booing John (and him losing honor).
8) #15: Evan “Buck” Buckley (911) - super kicked out of the ring by Dean Winchester
9) #2: Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaisen) - thrown out of the ring by Smoke, Sora, and Mihawk working together as a team
10) #1: John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) - eliminated himself when he learned that Arthur Morgan was attacked backstage by Micah Bell (storyline, kayfabe)
11) #21: Michael Scott (The Office) - tried to clothesline Chris Redfield out of the ring, but he tripped and eliminated himself
12) #20: Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) - was laughing his ass off at Michael Scott’s elimination, which distracted him long enough for Dracule Mihawk to throw him out of the ring
13) #22: Nathan Drake (Uncharted) - was thrown out of the ring by Dean Winchester. He was SUPPOSED to work his way back into the ring like Kofi Kingston, but he botched one of his jumps. The announcers then made a joke that his luck finally ran out.
14) #14: Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) - in the upset of the century, Sheldon Cooper clotheslined him out of the ring
15) #19: Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) - Sheldon, still gloating about eliminating Daryl Dixon, was then quickly eliminated by Goro Akechi
16) #18: Goro Akechi (Persona 5) - tried to eliminate Spock, but Spock countered with a Vulcan Neck Pinch. With Goro down, Spock easily picked him up and tossed him out of the ring.
17) #24: Senku Ishigami (Doctor Stone) - low-blowed by Adrian Chase, who then eliminated him
18) #12: Erik Killmonger (Marvel / MCU) - tried to eliminate Adrian Chase, but got countered by Adrian eye gouging him. Due to him being blinded, Adrian easily eliminated Killmonger.
19) #27. Qrow Branwen (RWBY) - after witnessing Adrian Chase’s dishonorable eliminations, Qrow tried to eliminate Adrian. However, Adrian spat in Qrow’s eyes, blinding him. This then led to Adrian eliminating Qrow.
20) #26: Adrian Chase aka Vigilante (Peacemaker) - karma caught up to Adrian when all the remaining wrestlers in the ring ganged up on and eliminated him. Qrow Branwen, who was still in the area, joked that his bad luck rubbed off on Adrian.
21) #7: Sora (Kingdom Hearts) - got hit with a cutter from Elijah Smoke Moore, which was followed up by Jotaro Kujo booting him out of the ring
22) #23: Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the Vampire) - attempted to eliminate Chris Redfield, Chris countered by putting him in a sleeper hold. After Louis passed out, Chris easily threw Louis out of the ring.
23) #29: Harvey Specter (Suits) - knocked out by Jotaro Kujo, who then tossed him out of the ring
24) #32: Hikaru Indou (The Summer Hikaru Died) - thrown out of the ring by Jotaro Kujo, who was assisted by Dracule Mihawk
25) #9: Dracule Mihawk (One Piece) - despite helping Jotaro Kujo eliminate Hikaru Indou, Jotaro betrayed Mihawk by quickly eliminating him. This earned Jotaro a couple of boos from the audience.
26) #37: Armin Arlert (Attack on Titan) - eliminated by Okarun as soon as he entered in the ring
27) #25: Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly / Serenity) - eliminated by Jotaro Kujo and All Might working together
28) #3: Chris Redfield (Resident Evil) - due to being over-exhausted for being in the ring for so long, Chris couldn’t defend himself when John Crichton tossed him over the top rope
29) #35: Simon “Ghost” Riley (Call of Duty - Modern Warfare games) - attempted to eliminate Jotaro Kujo, Jotaro reversed and threw Ghost out
30) #34: Aemond “One-Eye” Targaryen (House of the Dragon) - was about to be eliminated by Spock. Out of sheer pettiness, Aemond eliminated himself just so that the final results wouldn’t credit Spock with his elimination.
31) #28: Moist Von Lipwig (Discworld) - eliminated by Jotaro Kujo and Spock working together as a duo
32) #13: Dean Winchester (Supernatural) - in a massive upset, John Crichton blindsided Dean with a clothesline, then eliminated him
33) #33: Sung Jin-woo (Solo Leveling) - eliminated by Elijah “Smoke” Moore after he attempted to aura farm
34) #36: All Might (My Hero Academia) - eliminated by Okarun after surviving a previous attempt at elimination from Sung Jin-Woo
35) #40: Okarun (DanDaDan) - knocked out by Spock, then eliminated by him in one clean move
