Sep 8, 2021
"I learned about it young—the soulmate spell ... you can’t ever smell anyone’s farts (or burps too, apparently), unless they’re your soulmates."
- Baz, Love Stinks by @caitybug
Because crack fics with feelings are the best, and serious-sounding songs with crack lyrics give me endless amusement, here is a remix of my own fan song "Doesn't Do Me Any Good" set in Caity's fart soulmate AU.
Doesn't Do Me Any Good (Love Really Stinks)
It doesn't do me any good To know just the way the air smells hot and bloaty After you've had a glass of milk or a cheese toastie Makes me want to cry
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