#fartbreath

[therockingbird]

Me and my needy as fuck boyfriend, The Tuck. #fartbreath #yorkie #yorkiesofinstagram #peeshpants

[glossmyeyes]

The roomie welcoming me home from school. #fartbreath

[candy-in-her-hair]

Monopoly || Janellope

Vanellope had already set up the game board for when her boyfriend showed up, having popcorn and chips in bowls and then pop with cups beside the three different bottles of it for them. She'd gone all out with her end of bringing the snacks... he'd been instructed by her to bring candy and, so far, didn't think that he'd take that responsibility lightly. 

So now she already had the little dog piece sitting at the Go space, just patiently waiting for him to come to the room. She'd already given him a key so she doubted that he'd have any trouble getting in and she didn't plan on getting up to go let him in. 

Her eyes glanced to the clock and frowned. He better have a massive bag of candy or she was gonna end up tackling him when he showed up.

[candy-in-her-hair]

Janellope | Para

Vanellope was currently in the bathroom, doing the little bit of makeup that she could afford to own. She had been woken up by her boyfriend because he was bored... and now she was taking forever to get ready on purpose to bug him. Finally she grabbed her eyeliner and drew a line on her hand just to make sure it was still working, then scowled as she saw that it was pretty much gone.

"Hey, Fuzzball!" She called and poked her head out of her room. "You have any eyeliner I could borrow?"

[candy-in-her-hair]

Thunder | Janellope

Vanellope had been having a pretty good day. She was actually going to do the homework she'd been so behind on that week, and had everything sprawled out on her bed. She had specifically told Justyn not to come that day so she could work, and now she was sort of regretting it because she absolutely hated geography.

She had her binder on her lap, her pencil tucked behind one ear, and her eraser tucked behind the other. Her textbooks were just sort of everywhere, hoping that she'd get more done this way. Clearly that wasn't going to happen.

She closed the geography book after a while of working, finally complete, and was about to reach for another... but a loud boom filled the air and made her body tense up and her eyes go wide. She quickly glanced at the window whose blinds weren't down and curtains weren't across, seeing the lightning that followed it crack the sky.

She was suddenly terrified, as she dropped everything that she had. She sat there a minute in silence, unintentionally shrieking at the next loud boom. As soon as she shrieked, she started moving, her body going to the closet and closing it once she was in the corner. She covered her ears, pulling her knees up to her chest and trying to breathe properly.

The brunette reached to her pocket for her cell phone but bit her lip when it wasn't there. It was still beside the bed... and she wasn't leaving the quieter area of the closet so she could get it. Hopefully it would be quick. Hopefully she wouldn't be in there long. She buried her face in her knees and shook gently, praying someone would come soon.

[damnnearhysteria]

And your whole life you've been running from your own wet farts.

Fartbreath, Edgar Allan Poe

[nonnahsyrennalf]

"Is that your breath, or did you just fart?"

Jamie Ryan Dee <3