#fartingsanta

[vriska]

youre also gay

the fuck is this SLANDER

[andisupreme]

What the piss your icon is cute thats illegal

It’s because I’m a heck’n gift to the world, nerd. you and your laws will never take me alive!

[miladysatsuki]

U cant be in love with Oliver Trip Cried Wolves Skylark because i am and i was here long before u honety so i need u to steps off my boy eye candy love sunshine :)

im gonna dox u

[andisupreme]

Whenever I'm linked to your blog I think of what A DASTARDLY FIEND YOU ARE!!!!!!!! MONSTER!!!!!

fartingsanta said:I almost wrote momster

fartingsanta said:Monster of moms

fartingsanta said:Sending chores every way until a teen dies a new death from over cleanliness

Who the heck is linking you to my blog we must have words

encouraging you is the opposite of my aesthetic and cannot be continued

[andisupreme]

Do you burn everyone like this? You're like gasoline near an open flame. Which makes sense because you smell sickeningly awful

Sounds like someone couldn’t stand getting roasted by someone so bomb. c; Last time I checked we didn’t live anywhere near each other. You must be smelling someone in your immediate vicinity. And I mean immediate. 

[andisupreme]

Ur right, you tiny toenails germs aren't good at speaking to someone so large. Compared to you, I'm like a God

Jeez, short-complexes are even more tragic than I thought. Are you alright? Can I get you anything? Some stilts, perhaps?

[andisupreme]

Woah. Harsh. How dare you speak to someone of my stature like that. Do u know who I am??? Ur lucky you're not saying that to my face!!!! Punk!!!!

I would speak to your stature but I don’t speak pocket-sized.

[andisupreme]

STINKY POO HEAD ASS BUTT FISHLICKER

Well hello there! Do you always greet the mirror like that or is this a special occassion?~