#fascinating meme

[slowspinningredemption]

☠🤡 I have been following you since just after I joined tumblr in 2012. I have looked up to you and thought you were so cool. In my head you are an Official Adult because I was only 13 then. Now here I am, almost 21, and still thinking you're cool and relatable af. (Like we have a surprising amount in common. Like, I'd try to be your friend, but I think I'm still too much of an Infant Child to be worthy lmao).

this is so harrowing like you must have seen so much shit! you must have seen my 2012 hairstyles oh god I can’t even look you in the metaphorical eye...

you should tell me more though 👀 I love hearing about when I have loads in common with people, especially because I talk about some highly specific shit!

>> If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send ☠ along with the reasons why!

>> If you find me to be FASCINATING in any way, anonymously send 🤡 along with the reasons why!

[itsladykit]

about 100 paper bags: are you a wannabe minimalist living in clutter, or a wouldbe hoarder in need of a good organisational system? Aka are you an atypical an Edge or a Twist?

Probably closer to Edge, lol. I try to keep things more minimalistic, but there are definitely knicknacks crowding a good chunk of the flat surfaces in my house. I do tend to hoard books, though. But by snd large, I far prefer clean and orderly to disorganized and cluttered.

From the best ask meme ever.

[slowspinningredemption]

🤡 ngl just the fact that you exist bro. You’re fucking wild, amazing

it has to be said that I’m wild... fucking feral, if you will. no restraints, no shame, no brains

>> If you find me to be FASCINATING in any way, anonymously send 🤡 along with the reasons why!

[slowspinningredemption]

[clown emoji] i think you're hilarious and the way you slip into new names is delightfully mysterious in a way that a lot of people on the internet haven't achieved. also you got me watching derry girls

I’m so thankful I was able to gift you Derry Girls! and on god I have had many names in my time, some of them not always as cool and mysterious as others. speaking of names I’m still taken out every time I think about that one anon that was like “is Rat short for Ratthew?”. like... lifechanger

>> If you find me to be FASCINATING in any way, anonymously send 🤡 along with the reasons why!

[slowspinningredemption]

💀 you are intimidating, but the intimidation is on my enemies. (clown emoji) bc you seem extremely cool and educated. always imagined you like ben whishaw, sitting in a chair with a glass of wine and a book, judging all the simpletons, harshly. true aesthetic and attitude goals. nothing ruffles you, except the english, and that's valid.

this is so good and “nothing ruffles you, except the English” truly summarises my attitude more succinctly than I could have ever hoped for.

>> If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send ☠ along with the reasons why!

>> If you find me to be FASCINATING in any way, anonymously send 🤡 along with the reasons why!

[slowspinningredemption]

☠️ because you take no shit and suffer no fools. 🤡 because the people you think are fools are generally people I think are fools and I love to watch the weekly eviscerations on here

oh I love the balance here... I imagine operations over here at bondsmagii dot tumblr dot com are quite the rollercoaster on occasion.

>> If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send ☠ along with the reasons why!

>> If you find me to be FASCINATING in any way, anonymously send 🤡 along with the reasons why!