3/4/21 Westley, Idaho
March 4th 2021, 11:03 AM
My dudes, I just got a date I think, AND SHE KNOWS ABOUT PURSE-DOG! I was checking out that alley as I was doing some shopping, (Why my mother asked me to buy 3 cauliflower I'll never know.) and I saw a girl with the same bag as Purse-Dog! I was shook. So I walked up to her and tried to charm her so she'd be more receptive to my questioning.
She was very uninterested, actually she seemed to want to get away from me, so I laid off the flirting and just asked but where she got her purse. She stared at me uncomfortably for a minute, and I realized I was being super creepy and rude. So I held up my hands and apologized and backed off, I was so caught up in finding out about the purse that I was being the worst kind of guy. BUT THEN SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME? Like mentioning how handsome I was and offering to take me out to dinner. She even asked for my number. I don't know if this is reverse psychology or not? She then mentioned Purse-Dog. I'm paraphrasing sorry. "Is this about that Dog that's been walking around stealing cloths and accessories? Yes, I got my purse back from it a little bit ago! I'll tell you what I know tonight!" I was kind of wigged out by this point at her complete 180. but we are meeting at a popular truck stop that she recommended at the edge of town. Is she a serial killer? I hope not, she'd be well within her rights with how creepy I was being, but I'd like to live. Well here is to hoping I survive the night. I'll let you know how everything turns out.
