Fatal Deviation 1998
Martial "arts"
Who said movements were supposed to flow like water? You've been watching too many movies. Drink every time you're treated to the stiffest stance sequence you've ever seen in your life.
Black and white filming
I hesitate to call this rule the flashback rule because it's not entirely obvious that they didn't simply run out of money for colored film
Montage
What kind of fight movie would this be without a montage? No fight movie at all, I say, and this fight movie is the most fight to ever movie which is why we're treated to so many montages they eventually ran out of Primitive Radio God knock off tracks to treat us to and resorted to raw dogging us with no musical accompaniment
Wizard jumpscare - drink every time a martial artist wizard is on screen
Jean Can't Van Damme
Get it? Did you hear me? I said Jean Can't Van Damme. Cause he sucks
Anyway, drink whenever main character guy is eating off JCVD's plate
Weird zooms
Youtube autogenerated subtitles on for this one boys
Drink every time they just could not cipher these thick accents
Meanwhile in Sunnyvale…
Drink every time we cut to a late 90s trailer park and you're genuinely surprised to not see Ricky or Jullian stumbling around
House Rules that apply:
Drink when they drink
Product placement