#fatassery

[freakinlozerrrr]

Fart at least ONCE a day! Blowing raspberry is NOT enough!

Your farts need to:

-Emerge from your asshole

-Have noise. Those silent air ones won't work. They aren't powerful enough.

-Shake the damn room

-Stink

-Have an audience. What's the point of farting if nobody's gonna savor your power?!

[nfinitefreetime]

In which being sick has its advantages

Two facts, both of which are true: First, I have lost eight pounds since September 6th, which I recognize is neither healthy nor, most likely, sustainable, but it’s still super fun, and second, this is the first time my weight has been under 300 pounds in at least three years and very likely more like four or five. It’s just that I’ve only had the electronic scale since April of 2021. Some of…

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[dudeistrash]

It was a long quarantine. #quarantine #quarantinelife #fat #fatassery #albundy #dudeistrash (at The Couch) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBOhFJDjXuk/?igshid=cv27n9xh65yq

[bubblebellyfox]

@auntieannespretzels had a deal--buy a pretzel bucket, get two medium drinks for free. I'm not about to pass that up. The cashier gave us large drinks instead 😁 I think she liked my jokes. 😜 Me: eating food out of a bucket is so... #incrediblegirlfriend : American. 😂🇺🇸🐷 #thatsonewaytosayit #Iwasthinkingfatass #fatassery #fatboy #gettingfatter #freeisfree #pretzelbucket https://www.instagram.com/p/B7FYVO4JHEn/?igshid=1qvrw7avgbvgu

[davidmileyart]

When you let yourself go. Thanks FATIFY App. Lol #fatassery # https://www.instagram.com/p/By3WpPlgSe73yQuEOktFLryWWlR-pLixim-BpA0/?igshid=efimu7l7endv

[thestopremix]

[glossed-over-83]

Because, donuts. #fatassery #coffeemug #donutsarelife

[rowdrigo]

Purgatory, dead of night my body starts to rise! The best #Pizza in #LA @purgatorypizza #fatassery #getyourlife (at Purgatory Pizza)