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I fucking hate these things because I'm boring as shit and my life is boring as shit. Whatever, Go.
1. I have three dogs and love them more than I ever would a child.
2. I've been unemployed since 2010.
3. I lost my virginity at age 12 to a 14yr old girl in the bathroom at school.
4. I once fingerbanged Gallagher's (yes, the watermelon guy) daughter Amy at that same school. She was a grade above me.
5. Although I was pretty active sexually during that time, I didn't get laid at all in high school, and haven't been laid since 2008. Yay Me!
6. I've been monstrously fat my entire life. I am a food addict.
7. My favorite music is independent hip-hop like Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Brother Ali, P.O.S., etc.
8. I haven't actively sought out a relationship with a woman in so long because I honestly feel that I have nothing whatsoever to offer.
9. Both my parents are dead, which makes me Batman.