NOAH ALDERON (THE VAGABOND) is a TWENTY-SEVEN year old PANSEXUAL, CIS FEMALE that hails from LONDON, ENGLAND. They were born on MARCH 3rd. They have been in Orlando for A DAY and are making a living as a UNEMPLOYED. Some people say they look a lot like LILY JAMES and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with TBD
Noah was born in London to a super wealthy family. Both her parents were in the music industry.
Growing up around music, it became a passion of hers, ending with her going to a school for music over the years.
That was where she met Ashton and the rest of her band. She was with the band as a big part of it all as they grew up together.
When they finally graduated and were able to dedicate all their time to it, Noah only made it through the first album before she bailed to go travel the world.
The band took it pretty hard that she just up and left, but she’s always had a restless soul.
Stability and staying put just didn’t work for her.
Since the age of 19 she’s pretty much just been living off the money she made from the band and any royalties from the music. (and also her parents and their money tbh)
She travels around the world on a whim whenever she feels like moving to a new place just for the hell of it.
Spends a lot of time getting in deep with the locals and really engaging with different cultures, especially through music.
She’s just gotten off a plane to Orlando because she met some hot woman that worked at Disney and wanted her to come hang. So she said yes.
STUART HOLDEN (THE CHEAT) is a 46 year old BISEXUAL, MALE that hails from LONDON, ENGLAND. They were born on JUNE 21st. They have been in Orlando for NINE YEARS and are making a living as a LAKE RESORT OWNER. Some people say they look a lot like MARTIN FREEMAN and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with (anyone 30+ tbh).
Hello friends! Here is my newest son, who somehow is more disgusting than James. Come plot with me.
He pretends to be from Orlando and has been faking an American accent for the entire time he’s been in Florida, so he’s gotten very good at it. He still mispronounces things sometimes but just shrugs when people ask him about his accent.
He moved to Orlando nine years ago when he lost everything in a messy divorce. His wife left him with nothing except a rundown property by a lake that they intended on renovating but never got around to it. They would’ve had to sell the property under market value, so she let him keep it since she deemed a piece of shit and a burden just like him.
Stuart lives at this lake property, which he now has turned into a resort, called the Holden Lake Resort because he’s a super creative person. It consists of a main building and six cabins, only four of which have been fully renovated.
Repairs and renovation at the resort are slow, and even after nine years they’re nowhere near done. He uses the revenue from the resort itself to cover maintenance and staffing costs.
He draws money out of an offshore account whenever he needs it, but does it in small amounts so his wife won’t get suspicious and come after the money he hid from her. She knows he’s got money somewhere, she was just never able to find proof.
He is a disgraced lawyer, having lost it all after sleeping with a client. His two children (now 21 and 22) no longer speak to him and want nothing to do with him. After nine years, he’s stopped trying to reconnect. He fakes the American accent in attempts to distance himself from his past.
He has no interest in practicing law anymore… or doing work of any kind. He keeps himself busy on the lake property, although hired hands do most of the work. He spends most of his time fishing and reading, like a retired old man, except he doesn’t golf.
Stuart feels like he’s spent so much of his life being an asshole already, that he now makes an effort to be a decent person. He’s not trying to make up for his mistakes or anything like that, he’s just tired of being a dick.
REMMINGTON WOOD (THE STARLET) is a THIRTY-TWO year old PANSEXUAL, CISFEMALE that hails from LOS ANGELES, CA. They were born on MARCH 15. They have been in Orlando for FOUR YEARS and are making a living as an ACTRESS. Some people say they look a lot like RACHEL BILSON and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with (The Resilient).
Feel free to message me to plot with her, I’m up for everything.
Remy was born into a family of Hollywood elites. Her father was a big name director and her mother an actress of enormous fame.
It was only natural that she was brought up in the business and started acting herself.
She started out in a few small roles on various kids shows, eventually landing her own television show with Disney. (Think like Lizzie McGuire/Hannah Montana sorta deal)
The show launched her career more and she started landing bigger roles in shows and movies.
Because of her success, she never really had a normal life. Never went to a proper school, never did college, etc etc. So, her social skills are...not great.
Despite being a sweetheart in all the shows she’s on, she’s actually kind of the grumpiest asshole.
She can fake it all day with fans, but meet her out on the streets and she’s a nightmare.
She’s recently been back in the mix with Disney, having voiced Rapunzel in Tangled and then transitioned to star in the upcoming Mary Poppins film.
So, she lives in Orlando now because she does a lot of work with the parks and outreach with various charities, etc etc.
Right now she’s staring in a really gay af TV show so she’s on screen making out with hot women all the time and it’s great.
There are probably other things. But this is my rambling intro for now, so come love her.
Tanner Linde (The Reborn) is a 23 year old pansexual non-binary that hails from Los Angeles. They were born on November 8th. They have been in Orlando for two months and are making a living as an actor. Some people say they look a lot like Zoey Deutch and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with (Please Contact mun)
trigger warnings: depression, self-harm, bullying, suicide (please read with caution, tanner’s story isn’t a pleasant one)
Born November 8th, 1994, Tanner Rose Linde was the second of two children to Antonia and Marcus Linde
They started acting before they could even walk, and they fell in love with it right away
Tanner grew up in Hollywood so they would be close to her family as they worked
They were featured in Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows, but they mostly worked in Christian shows and movies
Very young they gained quite the following of fans, from children to adults
At fifteen, Tanner branched out into more high-profile and serious roles
At sixteen, Tanner won an Emmy for their role as a guest star, and was nominated as best supporting actress for their first feature movie
Around this same times, things in Tanner’s life started to change. They didn’t feel exactly how they were supposed to
Tanner went to counseling on their own volition, and their therapist helped them work out they identified as non-binary and pansexual
They only told a couple of their friends, but as they grew up they saw more people coming out and being proud of who they were
At twenty-one, Tanner came out to the world on National Coming-Out Day
Unfortunately, some of her religious fans were the opposite of happy for them
They became shunned from the industry in which they used to be the golden child
Tanner received death threats and tons of negative attention, and it started to pile up
They became incredibly depressed and started to self-harm
Six months after they came out, Tanner tried to commit suicide
They were caught in time by some close friends and taken to the hospital, another act that landed them in the spotlight
After a period of rehabilitation, Tanner moved from Los Angeles to Orlando to be closer to her brother
They are still in recovery, but they are making a slow return to who they used to be
Now that all of the bullies have been silenced or moved on, Tanner has been receiving an outpouring of support
Tanner does use they/them pronouns, but it isn’t actually that big of a deal to them. They don’t mind she/her, and they won’t correct someone
wanted connections!
best friend - this person was probably one of the people who found Tanner after they tried to commit suicide. They stood by them every step of the way and helped them through their recovery
brother - tanner has one sibling who is their older brother. the two of them are super close and he’s one of her best friends
Raisa Lindau (The Feminist) is a 37 year old straight female that hails from Minneapolis. They were born on September 15th. They have been in Orlando for ten years are making a living as a human rights lawyer. Some people say they look a lot like Olivia Munn and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with (Ben Barnes, Ryan Reynolds, John Krasinski).
Raisa Ai Lindau was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota on September 15th, 1980
Her father, Jack Lindau, was an athletic trainer for the Minnesota Vikings. Her mother, Dr. Zhao Fanli, was a professor of astronomy at the University of Minnesota. She has one older brother, Aiden, and one younger sister, Ophelia
Raisa was involved in a number of activities throughout high school, including drama, soccer, and swimming
She was also very into social activism at a young age, an interest that was promoted by her parents who often took her to political rallies
After graduating in the top 5% of her class, Raisa attended Yale University to her her undergraduate law degree
Her next stop was Holland where she attended the University of Amsterdam and got her master's degree in international law
Raisa vowed to only do good in the world, and she quickly became well-known for her human rights cases
In 2008, Raisa moved to Orlando to continue her work, mostly for Puerto Rican families and women
Even though she has a very serious job, Raisa herself is not a very serious person. She is always cracking jokes and loved to have fun with her friends and family
She's had a few serious relationships, but nothing that lasted too long
JOSEPHINE CASTILLO (THE DIVORCEE) is a THIRTY-THREE year old HETEROSEXUAL, FAMALE that hails from SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. They were born on DECEMBER 1. They have been in Orlando for THREE MONTHS and are making a living as a PHOTOGRAPHER. Some people say they look a lot like DIANE GUERRERO and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with (CHARLIE HUNNAM, MICHIEL HUISMAN, JUSTIN BALDONI, ASK PLAYER ).
FACTS ABOUT JOSEPHINE
Josephine is a divorced mom coming all the way from Seattle.
She met her now ex-husband when she was celebrating a bachelorete party in Vegas at age 24 and he happened to be working there. He was meant to be just a one-night stand given the fact she returned to Seattle not long after but it ended up with Josephine getting pregnant.
(Further information about this in the upcoming biography)
During the pregnancy, they went out on dates to get to know each other and found they got along pretty well. And when in Vegas... they decided to rush things a little and got married.
As time went by and their kid grew up, things changed between Jo and her ex-husband: he went out every night of the week and not exactly for work, they started fighting more and more, none of those fights could be solved without them yelling at each other and their child suffering the consequences of this.
In the end, Josephine was the one who asked him for the divorce and he agreed. She packed her things and moved back to Seattle where her parents lived, not before agreeing to let the father see their child whenever he could travel to Seattle or Jo could go to Vegas.
She kept working as a photographer, with magazines, newspapers, websites and for particulars (weddings, and other kind of events) but when her ex moved to Orlando and the visits became more sporadict Josephine decided to move to Orlando for her kid’s sake.
Since she works pretty much all the time she has forgotten how to have fun. Like, wine and Nextflix is the only thing she knows. And since she’s been in Orlando for just three months she knows no one to take her out. But she’s lovely and funny and of course, the mom friend.
Hey everyone! I’m Sam, this is my smol criminal Danica. More info below the cut there. If anyone wants to plot or anything just reach out!
DANICA DURAND(THE ROBIN HOOD) is a THIRTY-SIX year old PANSEXUAL, CISGENDERED FEMALE that hails from KNOXVILLE, TENNESSEE. They were born on MARCH 12. They have been in Orlando for TWO DAYS and are making a living as a QUANTITATIVE ANALYST. Some people say they look a lot like AMY ACKER and it’s been said that they are fated to end up with THE PATRIOT.
Danica was born in Knoxville, where her family all lived. She’s cousins with all the other Durands here, lol.
Was always kind of quirky growing up, always super passionate about random things.
She was the kid that would insist on ‘adopting’ the animals at the zoo when they went to visit basically. She’s lowkey an intense SJW.
Kept to herself a lot as a kid and was really into computers and coding and things like that. Anything math related really.
Did super well in school and went to MIT for college.
In college she got involved with a group that would just code and hack each other for fun and she got super into it.
Moved to NYC after college to work as a quantitative analyst. (basically writes programs that follow stock prices etc etc and she makes people a fuck ton of money.)
But actually her hobby was always hacking. So she started taking on side jobs to do super illegal things and it’s her fave.
When the last election rolled around she got super super involved with it.
Ended up doing a dumb and hacked into the campaign funds, donating Trump’s entire campaign fund to charities that she believed in.
Naturally, she got caught. And ended up getting prison time for it.
She’s just gotten out of prison after two years and is now on parole.
So she called River, since he’s the cousin she was always closed to. And now she’s just moving in with him.
And it’s gonna be a mess really because she probably will do stupid illegal things still and she just can’t help herself ya’ll.
She just has this really intense Robin Hood need to help people even if she has to steal from rich people to do it.
Hey everybody.This here’s my new idiot Jordan. She’s a mess.
JORDAN FITZ is a THIRTY-FOUR year old HOMOSEXUAL CISFEMALE that hails from BALTIMORE, MD. They have been in Orlando for THREE WEEKS and are making a living as a PARAMEDIC. Some people say they look a lot like SARAH SHAHI and it’s been said they’re fated to end up with AMY ACKER, AUBREY PLAZA, DICHEN LACHMAN, ASK PLAYER 30+.
>>Don’t hesitate to contact me if you’d like to plot with her.<<
She was born in Baltimore to two young parents. Her father is of Iranian heritage, her mother of Spanish.
They didn’t want a kid, but they stepped up to handle what came.
They were uneducated as hell, so they got into the drug trade in Baltimore, but never used themselves.
Jordan was around a lot of violence from a young age, so it never bothered her much.
She found out she was gay in high school. Her parents weren’t happy about it.
She got kicked out of the house for it at seventeen, bunked with various school friends while she figured out what to do.
She joined the military, Marines, at eighteen and they put her through classes to be a combat medic.
She was really good at her job, she worked as a stand in for Special Forces, the Army, Navy, any on the ground forces that were missing a medic.
She always came back to the Marines though.
She was on the fast track to become Special Forces, but then she got shot.
It was an ugly thing. She’d been down, putting pressure on a wound for one of her guys, when she took a bullet through the side.
Immediately after, she took another bullet to her hip.
Naturally, the lung was the messiest thing, it nearly immediately collapsed and was bleeding like crazy.
The unit pulled back, they couldn’t fix Jordan themselves, no one had the same training. And without a medic, they were exposed.
They were close to a field hospital, and with her help, were able to keep Jordan awake until the actual doctors were able to work on her.
She recovered, but it took a long time, so she was shipped back home, given an honorable discharge.
She was thirty-two when she got back home, but she didn’t really have anywhere to go.
She bought a crappy apartment in Baltimore, did her rehab, and eventually fully recovered with very little outside help.
She couldn’t reenlist, which really fucked with her head for a while, but she eventually went back to what she knew: fixing people.
She signed on to be a paramedic in Baltimore, and for a long time it reminded her of being a soldier again.
She got kind of tired of people just up and dying on her in the bus though, and she kept getting glimpses of her parents around town.
So, she recently made the move out to Orlando, and she likes it out here much better for now. It’s less violent.
She doesn’t have PTSD, but loud noises do make her jump. She also a thousand percent needs therapy but won’t get it.
It’s less of a PTSD thing, and more of a floundering loss of self.
That’s it! If anyone’s interested to plot or anything let me know. If you made it down this far after that long thing, I commend you lol.