4th of July McMansion Special: Full Sized Images!
And now, for your viewing pleasure, the full-sized images of my resplendent 4th of July Mcmansion! Read the original @mcmansionhell Discord conversation that spawned it here.
Presenting 🥁🥁🥁 If The Song “Stars and Stripes Forever” Blasted Directly into Your Earholes was a House: A Farmhouse Chic Colonial Symphony 🎺🇺🇸
We enter the stately colonial foyer, and behold the ✨majesty✨of The 4th of July Tree (please cry now).
Oops! Looks like there was a bit of a balustrade crash there lol 😅
Close up of the non-euclidean side table.
The living rooms, true Reflections of America.
⭐️ THE DINING ROOM HATH BECOME UNTO A FLAG! ⭐️
The kitchen boats a pair of elegant and patriotic live fish chandeliers. ✨
Close up of the "faucet grunkle," a classic and normal part of any kitchen.
Charming eat-in nook!
Master Bedroom 1, which boasts a charming pair of 4th of July trees.
Master Bedroom 2
Child's Bedroom
Spare Children's Bedroom
Spare Spare Childrens' Bedroom
And now 🥁🥁🥁 🎆The grand bathroom finale!🎇
🎼From the French stuff🎶
🎶To the His and Hers🎶
🎶to the Peeing is a Spectator Spooooort🎶
🎵God bathe America!🎶
Our home sweet home God bathe America!
Our hooooome sweeeet hoooome! 🎆🎇🎉