god has attempted to take me out many times via my health and he is unfruitful so far
diagnosed with immense abnormality abt Faust and Drake ikemen vampire💔💔💔 /pos (if ur not 18+ please don’t engage with me or any of my posts concerning ikevamp, it makes me super uncomfortable)
major bug/entomology enthusiast with lots of pet bugs so if u don’t like them i would run now before I infodump/photodump u💔(im not mentally stable enough for “ew kill it” comments on posts of my pet bugs, play with your mother not me)
Pokemon has been a special interest since I was a kid I do not shut tf up abt it /pos
art and ocs here
fuck trump, fuck terfs, fuck ai, FUCK ICE, trans rights are human rights, proshippers get tf away from me and go to hell challenge, free Palestine, hope this helps!
it's late for me so prepare yourself mentally for this post
ALFONS NATION WHERE TF YOU AT I'M NOT THE ONLY INSANE ALFONS KISSER AM I 😭😭
WHERE ARE THE ALFONS FANS AT. WHERE.
the shittier I'm feeling the more feral I get
anyway here's my diagnosis
i'm not escaping the sub allegations
sariel papa??? faust papa??? shakespeare papa??? the trio kinky 😭😭
we have the "devil" with his whip, faust is self explanatory, and a vampire playwright who canonically owns handcuffs and ties you up with ribbons during his story. DAMN.
by the seven I want the fair hands in iron card so bad
SHAKESPEARE FANS YOU TOO. COME OUT OF THE DARK. I LOVE YOU.
CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE WILL FOR A SECOND OKAY HE'S SO UNDERAPPRECIATED AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AGHGHAHGH 💍💍
will caught my eye from the beginning. the others not as much. maybe I'm just different ig 💀💀
I haven't actually played the other ikevamp paths with the exception of a bit of Faust and Vincent but then I got really bored compared to Will's path 🌝 idk the ikepri people seemed slightly more interesting and then ikevil mmmmmMMMMm
imo:
- ikevil cast
- shakespeare and claaAAavis
- ikepri foreign princes pt 1 + castle guys
- chevalier's faction
- ikevamp vlad's castle
- le comte's mansion
- leon's faction in general... I do like Licht and Yves though
don't know much about foreign princes part 2 very much unfortunately
thank you for coming to my ikeseries insanity examination
stay tuned for the next part another night (it's 2:30 am) 😍😍
I foolishly said I would “simp organically” for Team Rocket, and yet here I am, balls deep in this lore. But after some research, falling in love, and being consumed with lust until routes are released, I’ve come to some conclusions.
Again, all in good fun, loves. These are my personal headcanons. Enjoy~
More under the cut
Vlad
Look, while he personally is on thin fucking ice with me for r e a s o n s, I KNOWt his man fucks. He has a big dick and he knows it. It’s thicker than it is long, and with the thickness of 2.75in, the delightful sensation as he fills his partner is like none other. He likes to fill his partner with every last inch of them, and urges them to take all of him. Vlad likes to fuck his lovers right into the mattress. He’s intense. Each thrust he delivers can punish, or bring the most blissful of pleasure. If you want a raw, passionate night of greed and desire, look no further than him. He will claim you. Own you. With his words, his hands, his dick. Everything. Cockwarming is something he will definitely implement. Enjoy being full.
Charles
His dick is pierced and you can’t tell me it isn’t. Not only is it pierced, but he has a Prince Albert, and hoo boy... he knows how to make his lover see hearts and stars as he makes them unravel in his hands. It’s so pretty... probably the prettiest one in the castle. With a length of around 7.25in and a slightly above average thickness, Charles doesn’t really think much of it since he doesn’t compare it to others’. He’s confident in what he has. He’s eager, and ready to give his beloved everything they could ever want to desire. He loves them so much, that he can’t help but be a little greedy with them. Tell him you love him. Tell him how much you adore him -- it’ll release something in him that was aching to be freed.
Faust
Big boy in the house. Huge meat. I know this man’s dick is big, I know it is. To be quite honest, he’s probably on par with Vlad in terms of thickness, but Faust has more length to him. He’s smug, and all for the right reasons. He’ll push the limits of ability, and would love to see how far his cock goes down his love’s throat. He can be a real devil though, and tease mercilessly, withholding release just out of grasp. Faust could hear you beg for hours, but the final moments of sheer bliss as you cry for him is incomparable to anything else. Being so vulnerable, how beautiful. While he has a mean streak, and loves to utilize it, he’s a passionate man. His love for you will have you breathless, and wanting more. Would ABSOLUTELY fuck in front of a mirror.
Ya girlie is sick (not with covid but with a common cold) and I have to stay home from work for the rest of the weekend
And so I need y’all’s help
If you guys can find and head cannons or fics relating to the ikemen series (ikevamp, ikesen, ikerev, midcin) or mr love queens choice, mystic messenger or otome game really
About taking care of an mc who’s sick or vice versa please let me know on this post cuz I have some liked/reblogged from a long time ago but I can’t seem to find them
SO LINK THEM OR SEND MY WAY PLEASE I’D REALLY REALLY APPRECIATE IT! 💗💕💕
There’s one in partiacular that I’m trying extra hard to find but I forget who wrote it or where to find it but it’s a fic or one shot (sorry I’m still learning the difference) of ikevamp faust taking care of a sick reader
But any way no worries or don’t feel like you have to respond to this post but I’ve had my fair share of sleeping, and eating soup so I would enjoy some comfort and entertainment!
