✆ ø $
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[8:03am] morning neighbour!!![8:04am] the landlord was asking for you again [8:04am] so i just started yelling because i didn’t know what to do but it was a pretty good diversion because he stopped trying to ask after two minutes[8:05am] just letting you know!![8:06am] also sorry if i woke you up lol
send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[2:01am] i’m so sorry!! i honestly thought that was my window not yours[2:02am] i must’ve miscounted the windows from the left instead of the right again [2:03am] i didn’t mean to scare you into thinking it was a break in [2:05am] i’ll try to remember my keys next time so i don’t have to climb through the windows [2:05am] again[2:06am] i’m sorry!!
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[7:01pm] and that’s why the landing on the moon was all just a hoax !!!!![7:02pm] oh shit[7:02pm] wrong person my bad[7:03pm] but do you wanna hear about how the landing on the moon was all just a hoax???