#fauxtalian

[jeusus]

I'm just so in love with Eurovision!hux!! He's so beautiful and lovely and Aaaaaah! Thanku for bringing him into the world;w; you're brilliant

Lmao thank youuu <3 I’m not over the whole “Eurovision” thing. I’m doodling a portrait of ben wearing that 1940′s fashion though, trying to figure out ho to make his ears work under the hat lol. 

[bettsfic]

*clinks cider bottles with u* cider buddies! cheers :D

yaaaas <333

[cosleia]

For the prompts! "Do I really have to wear these?"

“If you don’t want to kill someone---and that includes possibly yourself, by the way---then yes.” The doctor looked up from her datapad, and upon catching sight of the look on Hux’s face she added kindly, “It won’t last long; the effects should wear off within two weeks, and then you’ll be fine to return to duty without them.”

Ren was going to laugh at him, of that he was certain down to the core of his being. He looked utterly ridiculous, and Ren was going to---

But Ren, suddenly standing there in the doorway, did not laugh, did not even smile; he gaped at the rudimentary pair of glasses perched atop Hux’s nose, and his mouth fell open, and his face very rapidly turned pink.

[cosleia]

I need some sassy hux in my life. A prompt if u feel like: "do you always wear those under your clothes?" Hehehe

The question came out before he could think the better of it, and then Ben was blushing hard. But Armitage gazed at him implacably from beneath lowered golden lashes, drew one hand gracefully to his hip, and asked, “To what, exactly, are you referring?”

Ben hadn’t thought it possible for his face to get any hotter. “Those,” he forced out, gesturing vaguely at Armitage’s legs.

“The shirt stays?” Armitage asked, bending at the waist just enough to trail the fingers of his free hand over the tight band around one thigh and the suspenders that connected it to his dress shirt. “The garters?” he continued, shifting his light touch to the strap that descended toward his knee. “Perhaps the stockings?” He pinched his lips in a way that looked half thoughtful and half like a goddamn pout, then slid his fingertips lower, gliding them across the sheer black fabric that ended just above his smooth, white inner thigh.

If Ben hadn’t already been sitting he would have fallen back into his chair. He knew he was supposed to say something, but he couldn’t remember what the question was.

“Whichever one it is,” Armitage said breezily, straightening again, “the answer is yes.”

At this Ben vaulted out of the chair and crossed the space between them in one stride. “Yes?” he asked, hands twitching at his sides, ready to work buttons open, to slip beneath straps and find skin.

Armitage laughed, tracing a pointed finger down Ben’s chest. “Yes, I always wear all of this under my clothes.”

“Oh,” Ben said, because he’d forgotten that question too. Then, “Fuck,” because he didn’t know how he was supposed to sit quietly at his desk crunching numbers all day knowing what lay hidden beneath the boss’ perfectly tailored suit.

[cosleia]

And another! "I'm pretty sure it's not meant to be shaped like that."

“It’ll still fit, though,” Kylo says, confidently. Too confidently.

“You’ve tried it already, haven’t you,” Armitage says; it isn’t a question.

Kylo ducks his head, running his hand through his hair, and says contritely, “I’m sorry---I should have waited for you.”

Armitage sighs and tells him, “I suppose it’s not the end of the world, but you know I don’t like you touching my things, so next time please ask me before you jam an enormous rice cooker of nonstandard shape into my well organized cabinets.”

[cosleia]

certified-mermaidman replied to your post “For the five sentence ficlet: "I knew you wouldn't.”

AND THEN KYLO MADE A FULL RECOVERY AND THEY GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

fauxtalian replied to your post “For the five sentence ficlet: "I knew you wouldn't.”

I CHOSE TO BELIEVE HE LIVED

theearlgreyalpha replied to your post “For the five sentence ficlet: "I knew you wouldn't.”

aND THEN THEY WERE BOTH FINE AND EVERYTHING WAS OKAY

YES YOU ARE ALL CORRECT EVERYTHING IS FINE AND THEY GOT MARRIED

[cosleia]

To summon you: Otto, a milkshake, a protein bistro box, a tentacle, aaaaaand a beautiful stoneware bowl or teacup<3

AHHHH YES GIMME

(Otto is my brother’s dog and he is the BEST for hugs he is HUGE)

A milkshake and a protein bistro box NATURALLY

but a TENTACLE tho

that is INSPIRED, Italy

BRAVO

X)

And yes, my weakness right there at the end OMFG. YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME.

[jeusus]

I'm gonna take some of your coloring pages to the meet up! Hope that's okay with you :)

Hello! Yeah it’s completely fine, it’s not the first time it happens lol, hope you had fun <3