If I had a school, I would base the Houses off of the students’ favourite ice cream flavours:
Basic Bitches: People who like common flavours such as vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. Flavours like Matcha, Taro and Red bean are also considered a classic because they are very popular and common in Asia.
Health Freaks: People who like the non-diary choices or who freezes something else and claims that it “tastes just like ice cream” (e.g. frozen banana).
Bougie Hoes: People who like ice cream from expensive brands or flavours that have really long fancy-sounding names, e.g. Caramel Praline Cheesecake.
Pregnancy Cravings: People who like really niche flavours like Bubblegum or Birthday Cake, flavours that make you go, wait, that’s an ice cream flavour?!
I would be in the Pregnancy Cravings House. What about you?
