There is not a single photo of us together, ever. Not a single memory kept in a photo. Nothing. Zilch. Sweet fuck all.
Aside from a few people at work, most people will probably think I made it all up and it was in my head and she never existed.
seen from Tajikistan
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There is not a single photo of us together, ever. Not a single memory kept in a photo. Nothing. Zilch. Sweet fuck all.
Aside from a few people at work, most people will probably think I made it all up and it was in my head and she never existed.
Can’t tell if I am more pissed off with you for playing me like a fiddle or at myself for allowing you to.
1, 5, 8, 15, 19, 25, 29, 40 & 74
1: Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?Providing Facebook Messenger counts, a thousand times yes. If Messenger doesn’t count, then the answer is no.
5: Did you hang out with the person you like recently?Umm.. almost a week ago. So technically, it was recent, but it feels like forever ago.
8: Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?The gender is irrelevant. I think it’s disgusting when anybody gets really wasted. Drunk is fine, though it can be annoying. But really wasted... urgh.
15: Are you going out with the last person you kissed?Yes indeedy, I sure am!
19: Have you had sex today?I haven’t had sex since about September last year, so no!
25: What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?I don’t know what I would say. I’d be gutted, I’d imagine. Unless it’s like a kiss on the cheek, people do that with friends and family. But I don’t think that’s the kind of kiss the question means.
29: Do you really, truly miss someone right now?I do, yes. Pretty much every moment we’re apart.
40: Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?Because she’s my girlfriend, she’s hot and she’s kissable. So on and so forth!
74: What is your favourite book?The Lord of the Rings, ever since I first read it when I was 8. Love it.
Just under 3 hours until I finish work and can be on my way to see the dorkasaurus <3
Plan of action
Make and eat dinner
Have a nice, relaxing shower
Chillax on the computer, shiny hunt on Pokémon perhaps
Do all of the above whilst talking to a very lovely dorkasaurus
1 - 4 - 12 - 21 - 28 - 41 - 46 - 48 - 81 - 85
1: Are looks important in a relationship?As a whole package, no. But there does need to be some kind of physical attraction as well.
4: Are you in a relationship?I honestly have no idea what's going on xD
12: Do you forgive betrayal?Fuck no. I did once. But now, the way I see it, if you're betray me, you're not worthy of being forgiven. Game over. Get out of my life.
21: Do you think someone has feelings for you?I'd like to think so but you'd need to ask them.
28: Have you ever been cheated on?Yup, several times. First girlfriend did it almost like a hobby. It's a lot of the reason why I tend to avoid relationships.
41: Have you had sex so far this year?Nope
46: How many times did you have sex last year?Just once and it was awful.
48: If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Not a lot. I'd wish them all the best. Not much that can be said.
81: Who are 5 people you find attractive?Famous or not? Umm... Chelsea (obviously), Natalie Dormer, Zoe Saldana, Meg Turney and Emilia Clarke.
85: Would you ever date someone off the internet?Sure, if they're nice and there is a connection... and they're real... then why not?
There's this person. And she is awesome and amazing. We talk on the daily and I never fail to crack a smile because of the adorable dork. She is as physically beautiful as her personality. I don't know if she realises all of this but I do. If I only get to see her one day a week, that one day will be the best of the week. And just as she stated that I wasn't imaginary, neither is she =P
randomize! 1. 3. 15. 21. 26. 32. 39. 41. 48. 61. 79.
1: Is this the best year of your life?Fuck off. It's only the beginning of March and no, it's not. I mean, it might be, but I'm not going to know that until I am on my death bed. I hate premature expressions like "This is the best day of my life".
3: The person you like is?Is what? Am I supposed to say who it is or describe them? Both? She is HERE and is a lovely, amazing, awesome person.
15: Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?Well that would depend on who was asking!!
21: Would you ever kiss someone you texted today?I rarely text. In fact, I haven't texted anyone in weeks. But if you were including Facebook Messenger, then sure. I already have done and I would happily do so again.
26: Do you regret anything you've done lately?Nope. I only regret some of the food I have consumed. Some of it has been downright awful.
32: This time last year, can you remember who you liked?The question structure is wrong. But yes, I can. Nobody.
39: Don't tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?Going with the above principle on texting, fuck yes! Very much so!
41: Are you missing someone?Yes indeedy.
48: Is the person you last texted single?Again with the above principle... I would certainly hope so (other than yours truly).
61: To who did you last give the finger to?That should be "whom" but never mind. Probably one of the students at the university I am employed at.
79: If something is wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?Why is this so gender specific? I'd go to Chloe, regardless of her gender. She's been my best friend for 8 years.