#james kirk

[thefreakmeister]

me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock

my dad: i thought it was bones

me:

my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal

[electronickingdomfox]

This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

[asparklethatisblue]

the crew getting to meet a hero of early human space travel seems like such a Star Trek plot anyway

And Vulcans having a non space faring pre warp neighbor they politely leave alone? Also very in character

[wizard-dax]

Things you can do to celebrate Captain Kirk's birthday this weekend:

Drive a car really badly

Break a rule at work you disagree with

Fall madly in love with your science officer

Challenge someone to chess

Yell your nemesis' name really loud and dramatically

Call your vehicle / mode of transportation a beautiful lady and tell folks that you love her

Fight someone like this:

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Love when Spock refuses to admit that he lies. Kirk will be blatantly like "Spock, I have seen you lie." and Spock is just like "I have no such ability, captain." Liar of all time.

[kakamccartneykirkstan]

I find it funny that the author of Star Trek invented a Vulcan word to describe Jim and Spock's relationship. A word that means "friend, brother, and lover." Then he spends an entire page justifying the "lover" part, saying it was just a metaphor. An entire page when he could have avoided any misunderstanding if he had simply stated that the word meant "friend, brother." Nobody would have speculated or complained because, after all, he CREATED the word.

[agent-queue]

ive watched this like 20 times and it just gets funnier

[mentallyillmindmeld]

“Cinema is dying how can we save it” if you have Kirk and Spock fuck NASTY in Star Trek AOS 4 you will make ten billion dollars.