#james kirk

[thefreakmeister]

me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock

my dad: i thought it was bones

me:

my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal

[electronickingdomfox]

This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[asparklethatisblue]

the crew getting to meet a hero of early human space travel seems like such a Star Trek plot anyway

And Vulcans having a non space faring pre warp neighbor they politely leave alone? Also very in character

[wizard-dax]

Things you can do to celebrate Captain Kirk's birthday this weekend:

Drive a car really badly

Break a rule at work you disagree with

Fall madly in love with your science officer

Challenge someone to chess

Yell your nemesis' name really loud and dramatically

Call your vehicle / mode of transportation a beautiful lady and tell folks that you love her

Fight someone like this:

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Love when Spock refuses to admit that he lies. Kirk will be blatantly like "Spock, I have seen you lie." and Spock is just like "I have no such ability, captain." Liar of all time.

[iscariotism]

[blanc-ci]

Pressed to the pulse point💙💛

Spock’s captainly devotion can now be immortalized forever in your home as a mini print !!