#james kirk

[thefreakmeister]

me: isn’t it funny how captain kirk was supposed to be the sex appeal of star trek but it ended up being spock

my dad: i thought it was bones

me:

my dad: i thought bones was supposed to be the sex appeal

[electronickingdomfox]

This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[asparklethatisblue]

the crew getting to meet a hero of early human space travel seems like such a Star Trek plot anyway

And Vulcans having a non space faring pre warp neighbor they politely leave alone? Also very in character

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Love when Spock refuses to admit that he lies. Kirk will be blatantly like "Spock, I have seen you lie." and Spock is just like "I have no such ability, captain." Liar of all time.

[kakamccartneykirkstan]

I find it funny that the author of Star Trek invented a Vulcan word to describe Jim and Spock's relationship. A word that means "friend, brother, and lover." Then he spends an entire page justifying the "lover" part, saying it was just a metaphor. An entire page when he could have avoided any misunderstanding if he had simply stated that the word meant "friend, brother." Nobody would have speculated or complained because, after all, he CREATED the word.

[mentallyillmindmeld]

“Cinema is dying how can we save it” if you have Kirk and Spock fuck NASTY in Star Trek AOS 4 you will make ten billion dollars.

[jim-kirks-bubble-butt]

james tiberius “yeah i survived a genocide and also will never bring it up” kirk and s’chn t’gai “one of my ancestors (my mom) was a human” spock are truly meant for each other