#faygo extra

[bastardtrait]

the hell I just dragged myself through in order to a) make reshade work b) make isla paradiso not run like wet shit... all for some fuckin FAYGO content??? heaven has truly shut its doors on me.

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I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast I am alone at midnight Been tryin' hard not to get into trouble, but I I've got a war in my mind so

I just ride...

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bastardtrait cinematic universe

or the btcu if you will, but if you'd rather not i understand.

spending any amount of time on my silly little blog will tell you that most if not all of my saves exist in the same world, across TS4 and TS3. it's a lot to keep track of so I made a couple helpful illustrative guides to help understand it better if you are ever lost or are just curious, OR are just here to gawk at whatever might be going on in my little rat brain.

if you care, there are spoilers in all of these links, otherwise, meh.

The family tree, or rather, the family forest that currently contains the Lucky, Nova, Scooter and Park legacies, and the one-off Hartley and Menace of Sunset Valley saves.

this one is a beast to navigate. to access specific lineages, click on these people...

Hartley/Goth/Mistake: Iain Lucky-Angelo Hartley

Nova: Fiona Reed Lucky-Cassie Nova

Scooter: Destiny Dinh-Briana Scooter

Park: Percy Scooter-Sebastian Park - this section is still WIP because this save was from fuckin 2019

The timeline in date format, to help understand roughly when stuff happens. I wouldn't pay much attention to the dates as eras in time, but rather they're just there to help illustrate the passage of time and age differences between partners or contemporary legacy heirs. this is entirely because I am Not Good at illustrating the passage of time in my stories lmfao.

The timeline in block format, because the list format has dates and numbers and such but it isn't very illustrative.

you'll notice the Sandwich.TV save and Faygo legacy aren't represented anywhere but the block format timeline and that's because 1) i hate them so much 2) they're hard to fit in. i'm still working on it.

anyway hope you enjoyed this peek into my cranium.

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hello. I present to you the accursed, monstrous way in which all of my saves fit together. the bastard trait cinematic universe, if you will (please don’t). i feel insane looking at this like I have just laid eyes on an elder scroll. naturally, I had to share that.

some brain farts:

Scooter (blue) immediately follows Park (yellow) like a sequel. nothing interesting there. it gets more interesting when I introduce the next 2 legacies, which I like to think of as “Scooter-adjacent”.

Tucker & Dallas vs Evil Science (red) was a Strangerville save and is one reason I don’t play SV: to me, the problem had already been solved canonically and doesn’t need to be revisited. the other reason is that SV is un-fucking-replayable lmfao.

Nova (purple) quite literally the lynch pin holding all of these loosely-related saves together and is also the evidence of my very...impromptu planning.

all of the of one-off saves (Dreadful/bigharto/Menace) follow each other pretty neatly imo.

Lucky (cyan) has to find a way for Scooter and Nova to come together at those points in their timelines. i have a vague idea, will have to see how it all comes together.

Sandwich.TV (green) accepts that my old blog’s stories were canon, which contradicts the Park-Scooter timeline (because the characters in those saves were AUs of the old blog characters). still grappling with this one, yes I am aware i sound fuckin insane right now.

Faygo (aqua) is the loosest connection but I’m kind of obsessed with the idea that Beef Jelly Sandwich married Moonmist Faygo’s father and had him, ALSO the fact that Moonmist states his grandaddy was bright neon green is perfect. idk @simsandgiggles thoughts?

i had 2 legacy heirs named Jericho wtf? i did not notice, how cringe

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the faygos were a mistake in the eyes of god. “which god?” all of them.

that being said i can’t wait to actually post this save.

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pre-order ur copy of HORSE GWORL today 🐎

HORSE WORLD (intro)

HORSE GWORL

CLIP CLOP

WIDE OPEN MEADOWS OF FREEDOM featuring Mumford & Sons

BRAID MY TAIL (DADDY)

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