#fb adventures

[octavibelle]

Ashlee: BREAD IS THE BREADST

Me: BREAD IS THE APPLE OF MY RYE

Ashlee: f u c K

Me: Let's raise a toast to bread

Me: I respect peoples' opinions and try to be nice. people who don't like bread leave me sourdough

Me: GETTING TO EAT BREAD IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY WHEAT

Me: You're my little pumpernickel

Ashlee: MARRY ME!

Me: I dough

[dogpantry]

Which America are you living in, pal???

[helllnotes]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[teapoweredyugi]

Me: Makes comment on a post

Guy: Actually that's not true.

Me: *researches* Huh you're right. *edits comment to correct error, without removing original comment*

Guy2: Then why'd you make the comment then??

Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️ It's called learning something you didn't know before.

[spideylilly]

Facebook really be wildin

[octavibelle]

Ashlee: I'm d y i n g

Me: Don't die, I can't emotionally afford to put you in a body baguette.

[abandonthefort]

“minimum wage was never meant to be a living wage” THIS IS PATENTLY FALSE!!!!!!!!!!

[radioactive-earthshine]

LMFAO one of my friends on FB is OUTRAGED that a group of Trump supporters were attacked but didn’t even bat an eye or care about the countless other atrocities perpetuated by Trump supporters or other people committing brutal crimes against minorities and women. smh.